glen rock

A small, beautiful town in Bergen County, New Jersey. Where the kids are nice, hott & do exceptionally well in sports. most sports. Known as "The Bubble" to the locals. When graduates go to college, they long the await to return to the rock. Everyone knows everyone's business, no doubt about it. You can walk through town and name 98% of the people you see, wheather it be just first or last names, you know them some way or another. John's OWNS Aldo's: Fact of life. You call Ridgewood kids Pansies, because that's what they are.

All the kids from surrounding areas wish to be them.

cough ridgewood kids

Ridgewoodkid: Whoa man! Did you see that girl? I think she's from Glen Rock!
Friend of Kid: Whoa nelly! Yeah, she's too hott to be from Ridgewood, she must be from Glen Rock.
Ridgewoodkid: Should i ask for her number?
Friend of kid: She'll turn you down man! You're scum to her!

by CGYO December 28, 2005

glendale heights

Town surrounded by Glen Ellyn, Carol Stream, Addison, and Bloomingdale. Often referred to as a Ghetto, even though it's median income per household is $68,000. This is most likely because it isn't as rich as Glen Ellyn. There are no high schools so all of the middle schoolers are separated into different ones based on where they live. There are many pawn shops, checking advance, and laundromats in Glendale Heights. There is no downtown, most of the businesses are near the borders of Glen Ellyn or Bloomingdale.

If you want to do something fun, go out to eat, watch a movie, buy clothes, etc. get the hell out of Glendale Heights! But if you need a pay day advance or to pawn something you stole there are many locations.

by Jayyyyyy Deeeeeeeeeee July 29, 2007

Glenal

A Handsome boy..Cute, kind and respects everyone..Don't lose him. Cause he can never be found again.

Glenal will be always by your side

by Oofrolf May 17, 2019

Geonte

Very caring and kind person a freak but just doesn't show it all the time , fun, and a very chill/ cool person to hang out with .

Geonte is a very cool person

by Geonte August 18, 2019

Glenage

Slang for pursuing the purchase of Glens Vodka or being incredibly intoxicated on the drink during a night out.

"Oi Ethan geez, You on glenage tonight then? We're going Marks gaff"
"Bruv why u on the stellas? what are you gonna beat the trouble & strife , we need glenage for tonights motive fella"

by riposcarschalice May 4, 2021

Pulling A Glen Youngkin

A term used to describe when one sucks the fart out of someone else's ass-- as Glen Youngkin is known to do from time to time.

Woah, look at that! That guy is pulling a Glen Youngkin on Susan's ass!

by themoonstones February 4, 2022

Glendale Screwjob

When somebody has earned high praise but award is accompanied with disrespect. The reward is given and then the recipient is spit on and then kicked in the balls by the person giving the award.

Chuck: Did you hear TCU is going to the Fiesta Bowl?

Brad: I know, but they are playing Boise St.

Chuck: Damn, what a Glendale Screwjob.

by 817chuck December 7, 2009