Bangkok Glaze

Your bewildered look and the shimmering glaze of booty juices on your face after waking up from a drunken night of sex with a hot Asian chick that turned out to be a ladyboy.

What’s with Even today? He’s got the Bangkok Glaze. They chick he picked up was a dude.

by Eaton Holgoode December 12, 2017

Bean glaze

When a dude explodes a chunky nut on a girls clit then spreads it out to produce an evenly coated glaze like shine. Also a great taco sauce!

Chuck was thrilled to learn Debra wanted him to give her a hefty bean glaze for her birthday.

by SoNoFsAm6669 April 14, 2019

glazed turkey

When you stuff a girls panties in her mouth right before you shoot a load all over her face

I heard you pulled a glazed turkey last night on your girlfriend

by That Guy#2 November 18, 2013

glaze the lantern

An activity in which mostly gay men participate, in which a man busts a nutt on another mans penis.

“Hey fellow homosexual. Do you want to come to my place and glaze the lantern?’

‘Hell yeah! I love nutting on other dudes cocks.”

by notagay_420 December 4, 2018

Double Glazing

When two guys cannon their load over a ladies innocent young face...

Kirsty congratulated herself on getting the Double Glazing men round as she mopped her sodden brow, and continued with the washing up.

by GavL November 7, 2006

Ballsamic Glaze

That ripe, pungent, vinegary glaze of sweat that accumulates on the balls and surrounding crevices after failure to bathe for days during the hot summer months.

I didn’t realize how bad of a ballsamic glaze I had going on after not showering for a week. I gave the old balls a little scratch and tug and stirred up a ripe aroma of stank that was more than overpowering.

by Dick Onchin July 7, 2020

glazed doughnut

when you fall asleep after eating a girl and you wake up in the morning and your face looks like a glazed doughnut

i know she enjoyed my tounge job last night when i woke up my face looked like a glazed doughnut

by mike e boy September 25, 2005