by Logzbaker February 15, 2018

The positive counterpart to bad news bears; a cutesy or informal way of expressing that some event is/was a positive one.
"I got 100% on my psych quiz! Good news geese."
"Dude, you won that contest? Good news geese for you."
"Dude, you won that contest? Good news geese for you."
by Skyra November 7, 2008

On November 6, 1969, 420 geese died from the ingestion of chicken nuggets. Since then, millions of scientists and medical specialists have engaged in multiple experiments in an attempt to solve this mystery. The only conclusion is that every year on this day if a goose so much as nibbles a chicken nugget, they will die.
Every day I feed my goose Herold a chicken nugget, but I forgot today was Chicken Nugget Awareness Day for Geese, and he died. Tragic, aye?
by RIP Herold November 23, 2019

by Debskelly1985 May 7, 2023

Originated across the farms of Appalachia, Geese Baseball is the act of dressing up geese in mock uniforms and making them play a nine-inning sport. Teams may include pitchers, infielders, outfielders, catchers, and utility players.
Jessica’s never been to the Appalachian region before; we can welcome her with a traditional game of Geese Baseball before supper time.
by gamesforfarmers April 9, 2024

The act of a woman fingering herself with a scooping motion as if she’s taking the bread back away from the geese.
by davewantsshots January 17, 2025

“You drank a pint of milk? But you’re lactose-intolerant.”
— “rectal malnutrition and mashy mashy geese.”
— “rectal malnutrition and mashy mashy geese.”
by lord anton June 24, 2025
