murderous geese 

1. A murderous waterfoul that somehow manages to gather up his gaggle to play violent, sexist, rock music to clueless West Virginians.

Damn, those Murderous Geese were amazing last night, they made my clit pores drip passion.

murderous geese by Christoph Dammit December 25, 2007

Feeding the Geese 

An excuse for jackin' the beanstalk (see wank) when ones back is turned towards another person.

Jake: Kevin, what are you doing by the computer? What's your arm moving like that for?

Kevin: Oh... um... uhh... I'm just feeding the geese.

Jake: I didn't know geese eat that.

Feeding the Geese by Anonymous April 6, 2003

moist geese 

wet pussy

last night my girl had moist geese

moist geese by potatoe cakes April 23, 2018

Worse Geese 

What you call a friend who is being a bad goober.

Mmmmmmm..... GOOBY! You're being bad. You're a worse geese!

Worse Geese by Carter R. May 15, 2018

Yeet Geese 

A name given to those with power greater than that of God's.

OH NO!
The Yeet Geese are coming!!!

Yeet Geese by Spum Master April 14, 2019

hunt geese with a rake 

Describing someone whose super tall

Damn that chick Jay is going out with could hunt geese with a rake

hunt geese with a rake by Logzbaker February 15, 2018

release the geese 

An exclamation to signify a wild-goose chase (a pursuit of something unattainable or non-existent) involving many people has begun.

Often heard on money-saving or bargain-hunting forums, such as HotUKDeals or MoneySavingExpert, following a post about a bargain that other forumites will stuggle to find, but will search for nevertheless.

OP: Some branches of Tesco are selling the latest Call Of Duty game for £5.00!

Poster1: I will check after work
Poster2: Not at my local - they never have good deals
Poster3: Some greedy t*** bought all of them at mine!
Poster4: RELEASE THE GEESE!

release the geese by mvlwk June 1, 2014