1. British definition: A geezer is a bloke, a man or a "dude".
2. USA definition: Old bastard. Elderly, cranky old son of a motherfucker who drives too damn slow and complains about how things were in his day
3. Heavy Metal definition: Black Sabbath's bass player, Geezer Butler.
2. USA definition: Old bastard. Elderly, cranky old son of a motherfucker who drives too damn slow and complains about how things were in his day
3. Heavy Metal definition: Black Sabbath's bass player, Geezer Butler.
1. "Ere mush, who's that geezer at the bar?"
2. "Move your car out of the road, you old geezer or I'll break your hip!"
3. "Geezer Butler is a cool bass player!"
2. "Move your car out of the road, you old geezer or I'll break your hip!"
3. "Geezer Butler is a cool bass player!"
by IRON MAN January 29, 2005
Get the Geezer mug.one who is extraordinarily self-absorbed with him or herself on any given issue; excessive introspection and reflection when action is more necessary. (v) navel gazing.
Bill is a ha ha ha ha (laughter) hahahahahaha (more laughter) hee-hee-hee (coughing) hee-hee-hee (more coughing) hee-hee (laughter) Navel-Gazer.
If Mr. Bill wasn't such a Navel-Gazer, he might actually take some bad advice.
If Mr. Bill wasn't such a Navel-Gazer, he might actually take some bad advice.
by Bob Doughnuts March 19, 2008
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The act of saving up male goo-goo for months on in waiting for your friend to slip up. And then replacing the windshield wiper fluid with said goo-goo so when they go to wipe, it plasters their windshield with your hard work.
by Johnny Twotoes November 24, 2009
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Dudley Dursley from the Harry Potter series would probably be the the perfect epitome of a navel gazer
by Sexydimma October 4, 2013
Get the navel gazer mug.noun -- used whenever an old person is impeding your progress, either on the road or on the sidewalk, when you can't easily get around and are stuck in slow motion.
by Sanderling October 1, 2006
Get the geezer jam mug.Sometimes a senior citizen wanders off in a hardware or scrapbook store and loses all sense of time, but there is no need to panic or send out an Amber Alert as one would a child. Eventually, however, you may want to let someone know that the person is missing by sending out a calm Geezer FYI.
Peg text her friends: "Geezer FYI: I lost Pete in Sears a few hours ago, but I'm sure he'll show up sooner or later."
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