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Gaylord of the Queefs

Joshua Philip Cao
Also known as the gayest queef EVER.
He's known to be found in some random ass state that no one cares about, constantly googling himself. He tries to make up for the fact that his penis is smaller then the egg rolls that he LOVES, by randomly calling girls stupid sluts. He THINKS he's a 'player' because he says he LOVES whatever girl he's currently with, then he'll call random whores and talk for three hours.

Has AMAZING hair.
OMG! That guy is SUCH a Gaylord of the Queefs!

Ewww, look at the new kid, he's a total Gaylord of the Queefs

THANK GOD! The Gaylord of the Queefs moved to Michigan!
by queen_laqueefa July 31, 2011
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gaylord perry

A term of endearment but with a homophobic nature.
What you been up to, Gaylord Perry?
by dickdarrel May 13, 2016
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Gaylord Sav

A player which will most probably wreck your ass.
by Gaylord Sav November 5, 2018
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Gaylord Lesbian

Not Damien
Jenna said Damien was a gaylord lesbian, she was wrong
by Beastly86 September 30, 2019
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Gaylord Queerman

A insult you use when someone try’na be gay on you. It is a level 9 burn which requires some burn cream to recover. Can be used to replace the insults: PooPoo Face, Gay Af, Gaylord Queerson, and Mega Fagot.
Person1- Ayo want to come over and smash?
Person2- Ew get yo retard ass “Gaylord Queerman” look’in face out of here!
Person1- No bro like the Nintendo video game.
Person2- Still no that game sucks ass!
by Gaylord Queerman June 26, 2021
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Gaylord Eggman

The archetype of piss boy. Litterally cristal pepsi personnified. A little fucking asshole who loves to drink dog urine at funerals. Don't leave him alone with the elderly. Likes to hit on homeless people
"Apparently he never shutz without a spotter. He even wipes his ass after"
"Total gaylord eggman"
by Gaylord Eggman November 22, 2021
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Gaylord II

1. A high bar move in gymnastics invented by Olympic Athlete, Mitch Gaylord.

2. When you go on an ATV ride with another man. Preferably, one person drives while on the lap of the other.
1. John performed a very impressive Gaylord II in tonight's competition.

2. John and I are going to Gaylord II over to my house.
by Mitch Gaylord February 9, 2022
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