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The Commandments of Gaming

1: Gaming is thy holy pastime, thou shalt not have outdoor activities before thee.

2: Thou shalt not be fanboyish in the name of gaming.

3: Remember keep holy the game relese dates.

4: Honor thy PC and thy console.

5: Thou shalt not kill steal.

6: Thou shalt not frag...without gloating in the aftermath.

7: Thou shalt lose graciously; Thou shalt not bitch nor whine when fragged.

8: Thou shalt accept thy dice rolls as the will of the gods.

9: Thou shalt teabag only in the wake of unquestionable ownage.

10: Thou shalt not cheat nor support the farming of gold.

11: Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's roket launcher; Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's epic mount, nor his video card, nor his high score.

12: Know thy group function; Thy DPS shalt avoid aggro, thy tank shalt not attempt to DPS, thy mage shalt not forget mana potions, and thy healer shalt not go AFK without notifying thy group.
by TheHanyou April 11, 2010
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console gaming

Similar to playing video games on consoles, except involving yelling and screaming as well as banging on walls.
I didn't sleep last night because my suitemates were console gaming
by Darren Alcorn November 21, 2003
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Gaming Depression

A feeling of emptyness and loneliness after beating a game with a good story or sad ending
"Dude what's up with jim?"
"Oh, he beat Call of duty 4 yesterday"
"Sounds like he's got gaming depression"
by t3hkl0wn January 18, 2008
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Gaping for a raping

To not cover your back when things go wrong so you will get the blame. To leave your self open for a severe ass kicking. Become the fall guy through lazyness.
Did you get those designs finished? You know the deadline was tonight.

No, I couldn't be bothered.

Man, you've left your self gaping for a raping.
by Lonz101 October 14, 2011
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Gaming Funk

Every gamer’s worst nightmare. It is a phase which involves losing interest in gaming at a given moment in time. When you’re stuck in a gaming funk it’s better to take a break instead of forcing yourself to play a shitload of games which you clearly aren't enjoying.

Not to be confused with gamer stink.
I wonder how long it's gonna take to get out of this gaming funk.
by Darts'un December 15, 2013
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George Floyd Gaming

A popular British youtuber who took liberal twitter by storm in late 2020. His videos included "George Floyd Reacts to his own death!!" "Top 10 funniest moments of 2020!" "George Floyd reacts to 9/11, Grenfell tower, and JFK assassination (5,000 sub special!)" and finally, "George Floyd holocaust reaction! (TRY NOT TO LAUGH 2020 EDITION!!!)"

In February 2021, he was arrested for vandalising a George Floyd mural in Manchester, UK, and is still belived to be in police custody for inciting racial hatred, hate speech, and vandalism.
Person 1: "Holy shit, George Floyd might be dead but he always clutches in CS:GO!"
Person 2: "I know right, George Floyd Gaming is simply the best gamer ever to live."
by S Goldberg November 20, 2021
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Old School Gaming

Old School Gaming is the way that real Old School Gamers play The One True Game the Original Dungeons & Dragons in the real authentic old school way. This is the only legitimate application of the term Old School Gaming.
Old School Gaming is not a term that applies in any way to video games.
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