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Trick grooming

A technician used by broke hoes to train potential suitors to take care of them.
I’ve been ‘trick grooming” these simps in my inbox for months now.
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Grooming

Personal Care - In the context of personal care and hygiene, grooming refers to the practices and activities people undertake to maintain their appearance. This can include activities such as shaving, haircuts, skincare, nail care, and overall personal cleanliness.
"Men's grooming products include razors, aftershaves, and beard oils."
by jeegz July 7, 2024
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Grooming

1. Combing hair
2. Dating a Minor, online
1. I was grooming my hair in the shower
2. Reploid REVO is infamous for Grooming Minors
by lolmaster444 March 14, 2024
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grooming excuse

Any use of a feeble, or implausible excuse used by someone to escape from a conversation on a mind-numbing, or uninteresting topic for the listener. Refers to someone explaining their preference to 'wash their hair', 'do their nails' or some other such excuse, which would be an otherwise less desirable chore than having to suffer through listening to such a boring conversation.

These excuses were popular in sit-coms, where the lead actor wanted to extract laughter from the audience with the punchline illustrating the implausibility of the excuse being believed by the recipient.
Claire: When I came back with your wine you'd already left. What happened?

Steve: When that wine-snob came over to talk about the wine we were drinking, I had to use a grooming excuse to get out of there.
by WineBusProf February 20, 2015
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Star-Grooming

Star Grooming is a form of Grooming where you groom someone or a group to be famous in order to push hidden agendas. Intelligence Agencies such as US Intelligences like the CIA would do "Talent Spotting" such as find a talented person or group and then set up a cover story for their rise to "Stardom" since it looks organic. An example would be a Canadian Rock Band called "My Evil Erica" who are being star groomed by the CIA and CSIS via David Eric Grohl purchasing the band for US$80 Million.
CIA: Programs David Eric Grohl via the neuralink to buy "My Evil Erica"
David Eric Grohl: "It kinda like awanken this feeling in that was like oh shit!"
David Eric Grohl: Look at these crazy motherfuckers, I feel like they sound just like us the Nirvana band back in the good old days"
David Eric Grohl: "Devon Rodgers reminds me of me when I was younger."
David Eric Grohl: "Brett Howden reminds me of my old buddy Krist Novoselic"
David Eric Grohl: "Jeon Marc reminds me of my old and never forgotten pal Kurt Cobain"
David Eric Grohl: "This is the Nirvana of Steroids!"
CIA: "My Evil Erica Star-Grooming complete"

Brendon O'Connell: "This is the CIA Culture War after all"
by GreatTruth123 June 9, 2022
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Groom Rider

Noun: A man and/or woman that gets married soon after getting pregnant or causing a pregnancy.
What ever happened to Becky?

She got knocked up by that douche bag Gary and they're getting married now.

Whoa never thought she'd be a Groom Rider.
by Granny Maxwell April 28, 2011
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grooming shower

I'm wearing a skirt tonight. I'll have to take a grooming shower
by Sarah fake name April 21, 2015
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