A guy who volunteers to play goalie for your men’s hockey or soccer team, who is both old and overweight and dangerously close to having a heart attack.
I swear I thought we were going to lose our goalie in the 3rd period. Guy was a total Heart Attack Goalie. He must have been 82 years old.
We lost last night’s game, but we had Heart Attack Goalie In net.
We lost last night’s game, but we had Heart Attack Goalie In net.
by TBels October 02, 2019
The Girls lacrosse goalie is a physco crazy person who has no fears what so ever and doesn’t give a crap about what other lame people say and if a boy try’s to ask her out and impress her you best believe he’s going to get the crap beat out of him because she lets no one stand in her way and that’s not going to change also if people say that the are lazy they should go to any lacrosse practices in the area and they will unlock a new fear that will stick with them for life and they will want to join so that they don’t get the crap beat out if them
A girls lacrosse goalie is the craziest most amazing and important team me ever and she caries the entire team on her back or should I say lacrosse stick
by The crazy goalie stocking you June 05, 2022
1. A cockblocker.
2. A friend or acquaintance who tries to prevent someone from sexual interactions.
2. A friend or acquaintance who tries to prevent someone from sexual interactions.
by .eSp. August 02, 2024
somebody who puts they’re heart and soul into the game. Specifically the person who blocks all of the shots. Goalies are the runner of the place, the kings. They do everything for their team so they don’t lose. they don’t care if they get hurt, they’ll still play. Like the other night when I had a hockey game, my knee got so messed up I was sure I couldn’t play but we won after that. The worst part about being a goalie is you get blamed for losses even though your only supposed to block the first shot other then that your d-men need to clear it from the crease
by that hockey goalie!! November 20, 2022
I was getting along really well with this girl at the party, but her bezzie kept being a massive fanny goalie.
by Snapbackchat February 09, 2016
A goalie who stands near at the opposing teams' goal; most likely because their teammates will pass it to them, which is a good spot to score.
Jack: "Pass me you fuckwit, I am counter-goaly(ing)."
Tariq: "Ok you ibn al sharmoota, here!"
Tariq passes to jack who is a counter-goalie
Jack scores it
Jack: "YEAH MADA FAKAS!"
Tariq: "Ok you ibn al sharmoota, here!"
Tariq passes to jack who is a counter-goalie
Jack scores it
Jack: "YEAH MADA FAKAS!"
by Najzi December 03, 2021
On a soccer field, when the goalie is retarded and runs to the middle of the field and a defender does the goalie's job and blocks the ball from going into the goal.
by Zeecatman August 19, 2010