Genital Jen

A beautiful young lady who enjoys cleaning old men's genitals with skill and gentleness. She also loves ginger snaps.
"Kick him in the balls Genital Jen"
by Homeless Drew December 26, 2008
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genital desecration

A physical activity in which a female's genitalia is obliterated by a male penis.

See Also: genitally desecrating.
Woman: Where'd my vagina go?
Doctor: I'm sorry ma'am. It appears you are suffering from genital desecration.
by The Tig June 06, 2007
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genitals be achin

The soreness you experience after a long night of fucking.
Girl, my boyfriend fucked me so hard last night now my genitals be achin!
by ms molly February 26, 2005
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Genital Combustion

noun. a rare STD in which the genitals suddenly explode without further notifications, usually during the day when no one expects it to happen
Teacher: Tell me class, using the law of sines, what is the angle of A?
Student: Well, since angle B is 46 degrees, side b is 23 units, and side a is 13 units, we can say that...*balls explode*
Teacher: Oh my darkness! He suffered from genital combustion!
by Humpcatter16 January 17, 2010
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genital lasagna

Street slang for vagina. Often can be used to describe an unhygienic or otherwise messy vagina.
Dude #1 - Yo bro, got any pussy lately?

Dude #2 - Nah bro I've been going through a dry streak lately, kinda sucks. What should I do?

Dude #1 - Ever try a hooker?

Dude #2 - Fuck no, I aint going near that genital lasagna
by rohan_rildil November 05, 2012
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genital snot

The stuff that oozes out of a chick's Virginia when she, technically, ejaculates, but it doesn't exactly squirt out.
Damn, woman, that shit looks just like snot...genital snot.
by C.H.U.D. November 11, 2005
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genital wart

A growth on the penis caused by the human papilloma virus. Generally associated with multiple male partners.
At the clinic in San Francisco, Ainty Bidness was told he had so many genital warts his penis would have to be amputated.
by MAGGALO July 24, 2004
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