Gary 

A Gary is a third rate wanna-be who idolizes Flyguy from the movie "I'm Gonna Git You Sucka." Aside from being pseudo-pimps, Garys are habitually behind the times, and they have no sense of direction. Garys always look to grill their friends for doing dumb shit, but they never own any of their own mishaps as they claim to "never live in the past. Garys are douches.

Mom, my beaver stinks. Can you run to the store and get me a Gary.

Gary by ###6 June 16, 2019

Gary 

The shame you feel when the only reason you’re able to jerk off is you thinking of your grandmother.

Oh well, that was Gary...

Gary by Blubberella July 27, 2019

Gary 

Gary- A big man with a red face.Drinks like a fish and abandons his responsibilities. Hung like a horse but shit in bed

Let's s go out and Gary like there's no tomorrow

Gary by Amazon boo November 2, 2019

Gary 

Gary means an intelligent man/boy. Gary is handsome and very good in bed. He flirts well and makes girl blush. Gary will have a success in life and will have a wonderful wife. So girls stick with a guy named Gary.

Gary walked into the room and made all the girls faint

Gary by Gary a June 23, 2016

Gary 

A handle bar moustache or similar type of moustache that one has sported for a minimum of 5 years.

Kayla: Damn did you see dad shaved his Gary?
Sox: I know I couldnt believe that hes had it since the 80's.

Gary by thatdudeseps May 26, 2012

Gary 

Someone I wish I had more time with…Someone I should have kissed when he asked me to and I will always regret it. I had stars in my eyes too…There are so many things and I wish it didn’t end the way it did.

A Gary is someone who is generous, kind and hardworking. He is the very definition of tall, dark and handsome.

Gary by queenofcups June 20, 2018

Gary 

A Gary is a person that talks trash but gets karma because he's ass.

Yo I can't believe this man said I was losing now I'm winning what a Gary.

Gary by deformed_trombone August 6, 2021