The Act of tucking your Cock and Balls in between your legs and backing up to a window with your ass and letting loose a G&L Fart.
by T & E September 7, 2005

A Gargoyle is pimp shit when it comes to everything. He/she doesn't take shit, especially from goons or goblins. Is known to bust heads with no remorse.
by IIqhwfc November 2, 2010

An elderly woman's vagina, once it has reched a certain point. Her dry clitoris being the gargoyle, and her rotted to a point of unable to change shape without crumbling vagina.
by Dave Co March 24, 2004

Gargoyles are the ancient, dreadful beings that lurk on balconies, usually above pools or hot tubs, looking down on unsuspecting prey. They are also known to inhabit dark corners and video rooms. These beings are similar to their heterosexual cousins known as creeper.
Defenses: The normal defense against gargoyles is a loud verbal acknowledgement of their existence (i.e. Creep, Weirdo, One step closer and I smack your dentures out, etc.) On occasion, over time, a gargoyle will become immune to the verbal acknowledgements and venture down to the pool or deck level. (Tier 1 Gargoyle). In these cases the best defense is to move quickly from the area as they are slow and can’t catch up without blowing a hip out.
Defenses: The normal defense against gargoyles is a loud verbal acknowledgement of their existence (i.e. Creep, Weirdo, One step closer and I smack your dentures out, etc.) On occasion, over time, a gargoyle will become immune to the verbal acknowledgements and venture down to the pool or deck level. (Tier 1 Gargoyle). In these cases the best defense is to move quickly from the area as they are slow and can’t catch up without blowing a hip out.
by S. Elsworth October 4, 2008

Gargoyle dees nuts
by Bigthiccdiccricc March 26, 2022

by Young.Sullivan January 25, 2023

The act of squatting on top of a roof and giving yourself a reach around to make your penis appear to be a tail
by MooselessCanada November 6, 2015
