Furniture funk

The lent, dust, crumbs, spare change and other unidentifiable stuff that is found between and under the cushions of lounge chairs and sofas.

We have got to do a better job of cleaning the house. I reached down between the sofa cushions yesterday and pulled out all of this furniture funk, it was disgusting. sofa stank, chair cheese, lent crumbs, furniture dust, dust devils

by joecoolthefool December 21, 2014

Furnituring

Furnituring is the act of using a person as a piece furniture, typically a footstool, a table or chair. Furnituring is largely an erotic practice associated with power play, although it need not be entirely sexual.

The girl was ready for anything, including furnituring. On Sunday I used her as a footstool while watching football.

by Puppe April 10, 2015

Busted Suite of Furniture

Term originating Ballygawley N.I

means a woman who is worse that a busted sofa aka sooo sexually active her stuffing is now hanging out of her vagina. A busted suite of furniture means not only has the sofa been wrecked but the other sets also.

Sean: I went to shag her last night and took one look at her pussy and looked like a busted suite of furniture the amount of damage done to it.

Jamie: ewww did u shag her then?

Sean: well any holes a goal.

by MarieLouise November 12, 2007

funnitude

A measure from 1 (lowest) to 500 (highest) of how funny something is.

Stoner is 420 on the funnitude scale.

by StonerHilm April 11, 2008

eating furniture

When i was twelve i was six three, when i went to play championships for our basketball tournament this guy said, "That guy must eat furniture he's huge!"

Shaq eats furniture.

by JOE_BLOW April 3, 2004

moving furniture

'Moving funiture' is a way to tell your buddys that you had sex with a hot girl friend after helping her to move house. In other words boasting to your buddys in the bar afterwards by saying "She really like moving" or "we moved the the funiture six times when I help her move in."

Alex:"Last night I helped Elizabeth move."
Graham: "How did it go?"
Alex: "We were moving furniture all night,six times in all! It made saturday at work so hard."
Graham: "Six times in one night you greedy bastard. I am glad work sucked."

by littel Jon March 6, 2007

furniture

Office workers that have been there so long, and do so little, that you only notice them when they move or are missing.

Hey where's Fred? It's like somebody took a piece of the furniture !

by The Pirate of Pissants April 25, 2011