Furni

The plural form of the word furnace.

Jesse: "Yo, Mr. White, check out all these furni"
Walter White: "Jesse what the fuck are you talking about"

by SeismicWanker June 20, 2023

Disassemble furniture

Euphemism for getting some, especially in the context of a beefcake visiting a girls apartment

Ron came over to disassemble furniture last night, it was the best furniture disassembly ever.

by Bloopbeepboop October 26, 2018

National Furniture Liquidators

Any organization or syndicate whose mission in life is to utterly decimate all of your patience when coming across a non-skippable ad on YouTube.

National Furniture Liquidators is making PewDiePie unwatchable.

by ShiverBeyondAppalling November 7, 2023

furni

furni, abbreviation for furniture. commonly used on habbohotel, by desperate little prepubescent kids who cant be bothered spending cash on furni. Or, by little prepubescent kids who actually spend money on furni. Oh, and don't forget the pedofiles and kiddy fiddlers, who often use this term to lure little 10 year olds into their twisted traps.

dumbkid: plz donate im poor i need credz and furni!

or:
pedofile: i'll give you furni if you tell me where you live!
dumbkid: ok!

by jenkie September 30, 2005

Furcist

Discrimination against another/others Fursona

Mike other there is a fucking furcist, he just made fun of my friends fursona.

by Cruppz July 2, 2019

move furniture and order pizza

to have sex, usually multiple times.

Wanna come over to move furniture and order pizza?
That would be awesome! I need a release!

by bradebear October 8, 2017

Farnish

1. To cherish

2. To disintegrate

1. I farnish my belongings because they were handed down from my great grandparents.

2. The sugar farnished in the water.

by THE NISHER May 13, 2010