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Fictional character

A person in a book or movie who isn’t real. SO STOP SIMPING FOR HIM!
I think Aaron Warner is cute but he is a FICTIONAL CHARACTER! AHHHHHHNHH!
by BadBleepOfMarvel March 16, 2021
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Functionally High

When a person smokes enough marijuana to feel its effects, but not enough to alter competence at regular daily tasks or create a lasting low after the effects have worn off.

Becoming functionally high is a skill that comes naturally for some, and for others takes a long time to develop and master.
Person 1: I just got some killer bud from a friend of mine. Wanna smoke?

Person 2: Ok, but I have work in an hour. I guess I'll go in functionally high.
by DJAlexxander September 8, 2011
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fictional sexual

When someone has a sexual feeling to a fictional character or characters.
by Beckra May 22, 2017
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too gay to function

A male who is blatantly gay but acts like he is still in the closet and no one knows, when around other males, he cannot help but be flustered and out of sorts
Damian from the movie, Mean Girls is still "too gay to function" in Mean Girls the Reunion
by 5GuysGoingOneWay November 21, 2013
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function muffin

Usually a fat lightskinned black kid that goes to the functions and sits there like a muffin
Look at Jayden over there being a such a function muffin!
by pandaboi031518 April 21, 2023
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high functioning psychopath

A psychopath who has a stable lifestyle and usually possess high status and influence in society. They can be anyone- CEOs, millionaires, politicians , doctors. But inspit of their high functioning they are still people without a shred of empathy or a conscience
by Default_User October 20, 2015
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High functioning alcoholic

An excuse term alcoholics use to justify their continued self-destruction.
Joe: "Wow, James is drinking and it's only 7 AM."
Mike: "He's a high functioning alcoholic. He says he needs it to function."
Joe: "So he's a severe alcoholic who needs help then."
by Super Thicc November 22, 2020
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