Fruitcake

A person who is shaped like a cupcake and has mushroom cut and watches adventure time.

Dude that guy is a fruitcake

by Professor King Julien the 3rd February 16, 2022

Fruitcake

An extremely soft person who doesnt let things go.

Kanye West is a fruitcake.

by TRAVVIS December 29, 2017

Fruitcake

Someone who is always around but nobody wants a piece.

Cat is such a fruitcake.

by jdthejerk December 28, 2016

Fruitcake

A girl named Carla, whom has trouble with everyday tasks.

Carla you are a fruitcake

by Hahebdkwiwqna June 17, 2020

M' Dude Fruitcake: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: M' Dude Fruitcake: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 3, 2025

FruitCaked

When a guy and a girl go to a playground and go on the monkey bars.
The guy hangs by his hands with his dick out and gets a blowjob by a girl hanging upside down on the monkey bars.

Guy==Y Girl==N

N:says to her friend hey kaylee i just fruitcaked john!
Y:says to his friend i just got fruitcake by kaylee!

by Reeths-Puffer trash talk June 17, 2010

Fruitcake

A gay orgy

"I'm going to a fruitcake later, you wanna come?"

by SoggyBall69 March 31, 2017