frosty freezy

is when you jack off and cum into a snow ball and feed it to the other person you are having intercourse

i gave her a frosty freezy and she loved it

by melvin evans January 19, 2008

Dating Frenzy

Periods of time when everyone decides that they need a boyfriend or girlfriend, and rushes to get one immediately, not caring who they end up with. Most common in middle-schools and high-schools.

Eric: *listening to the rumors and watching all the guys and girls sit next to each other* Dating frenzy...
Best friend (girl): Hmm.. Eric, I always thought you were kind of cute... Wanna hook up and go to the up-coming dance?
Eric: Please stay away from me...
Several other girls: Hey, Eric, cutie-pie, take me to the dance?!
Eric: 0_0

by Pinesol January 8, 2009

frezzer

The young and naive may believe that a frezzer is simply a freezer with a typo. The daft and dumb may believe that a frezzer is bad hair-do from the fifties. If you fall into one of these categories it is okay, for soon you will be saved. Below is everything and everything you would ever want to know about the frezzer.
In the age of post-structuralism, Western society was in a constant quandary. Often questions were being tossed around along the lines of: "Do I really want a fish sandwich, because I do not know the true meaning of it?" and "What is oatmeal cookie chip ice cream? Which is more important, the oatmeal or the chip? You need to have both for the ice-cream, so how can you know?", etc.
One sexy night, a man named Leon Phelps came up with a solution, a way to have it all and not a single worry. He invented ... the frezzer.
Imagine a magic eight ball. Now imagine a cooler. Now imagine a poodle. Forget the poodle, but combine the magic eight ball and cooler. Voila, uno frezzero.
A frezzor deals with all your food-related woes. Do you ever wonder if you cannot handle the salinity of bovinity divinity? Just ask your neighborhood frezzer for a helping hand.
Frezzers became extremely popular in the post-structuarlist era, yet they did not do too well on the market due to a recall two weeks after production due to a few frezzers with "attitude problems".
You may find one at a local novelty store, or java babies.

"Ask not what you can do for your frezzer, but what your frezzer can do for you"
"I take the salt from my wounds and put them in my frezzer-arita"

by the notorious lkp February 9, 2006

frezza

Originating from fine legs, it is the action of a hot girls legs being conducted in a sexual matter's, using their partner's body as if it were a pole.

"What did you do last night Matthew?"
"Oh me and my girl did a frezza, she whacked against me backwards like a lamp post!"
"Oh, I thought she was a lonely camel'

by The REAL lone camels June 1, 2011

cock frenzy

the act of rubbing your dirty penis on multiple random peoples faces

hey i went on a "cock frenzy" last night; it was hilarious

by blackpanthersforthewin October 7, 2010

lil freezy

Someone whose in to trap music

wHATS UP OG LETs roll at Lil Freezy house to hit some nigga shits

by Dollasign November 13, 2016

shoelace frenzy super fun party team

The single most extreme death metal band of all time. Demonic to the point where if you even hear them play live a giant gaping hole will form in the ground and take all the listeners to eternally suffer in the pits of hell. With White Ice on the guitar and Solomon Edibeesee as the lead vocalist (and many other useless band members who arn't near as demonic), shoelace frenzy super fun party team has managed to create many fan favorites such as "The smelter this metal", "Chocolat monopoly", "Eastern death smash", "Chamberling", and "Tiger fetus pipe", which are all so devistatingly extreme that even muttering the lyrics could turn you into a flesh eating hell angel.

I once decided to listen to a shoelace frenzy super fun party team and woke up the next morning in hell being analy raped by lawnmowers.

by White Ice March 25, 2004