freshman

Usually a 9th grader in High School. Is scared out of their mind when they first come there.
Most of them boys are immature drinkers who are all into the "hot chicks".
The girls...try to be cool.
Some come to mind as more mature.
The freshman year, I think, does mature people.

(This happened to me, considering I don't look like one)

Him: YOU'RE a freshman??!!
Me: Mhm, yes.
Him: I have absolutely no respect for you anymore.
It is sad.

by Label.it.tuff. April 30, 2006

Freshman Disorder

When an upperclassmen (usually a sophomore) hangs out with Freshman more than his own class. He is usually looked upon socially as a Freshman or even worse than a Freshman.

Why is Dave hanging out with all those asshat 9th graders?
Oh, he has some severe Freshman Disorder. The dumbass.

by Sleet October 7, 2009

Freshman Slayer

A guy named Michael who was able to finness his way to a 12 year olds heart for his whole sophomore year.

- "hes lean, hes mean, his girlfriend is 13, Michael "The Freshman Slayer" Webb!!!

- His GPA is Stressin, Hes 5 foot 11, His girlfriend was born in 2007

- His first name in michael, his punches are genocidal, his girlfriend just hit her first menstral cycle.

- He pulls the freshman in union, your crusin for a brusin, his girlfriend just got her first communion

MICHAEL 'THE FRESHMAN SLAYER" WEBBBBBBBBBBBBB!!!!!!!

by Spooky JOhnny May 13, 2019

Fat Freshman

A blowjob that sucks so bad, the girl has to finish you off with a handjob. Named after fat freshmen college chicks that have no prior blowjob experience.

After an hour of sloppy dick licking and barely sucking on the tip, the night ended with a fat freshman.

by Birdman77 July 7, 2010

mid-freshman-year crisis

A point in a teenager's life where they partake in ridiculous things they will likely later look back on in regret or amusement in an attempt to "find themselves." Usually occurs about halfway through their freshman year of high school and ends before the start of sophomore year. May include: extreme hair changes (cut and/or color), unusual modes of dress, changes in musical taste, or strange new hobbies.

Jordan: "Has Jane gone punk now or something?"

Taylor: "Nah, she's just going through a mid-freshman-year crisis."

by bluesuedeshoes April 5, 2011

Freshman Year of Real Life

The first year out of college. Termed "freshman year" to be annalogous to your freshman year of college when you are prone to making newbie mistakes and:
a) You didnt know much
b) You were confused and scared and
c) You grew up and learned a lot

Freshman hanging around his first real job
Fresh: "So guys how much money does everyone earn here? I got hired for 40K a month"
Coworkers: "Wow hes such a freshman"
Other coworker: "give him a break guys, you remember freshman year of real life right?"

by Maximuz04 January 24, 2010

Freshman

A first-year student of high school or college. However, this term is usually used to refer to a freshman of high school. They are considered unworthy by some upperclassmen(usually these people are morons). Freshmen usually stick together in groups and start to mature. However, some freshmen are imbeciles who are sex-obsessed, immature, or just plain stupid. Some of they stay that way for the next three years in high school or even become jocks.

Sophomore 1: Hey, it's a freshman. Let's go jump him.

Junior: Why?

Sophomore 1: Uhh...I dunno.

Junior: Moron...

by King of Inland July 10, 2007