Fotter Eyes

A person whose eyes are located too close to each other, demonstrating a clear lack of genetic purity

You can tell by his Fotter Eyes that this guy is not all there.

by Anon44 November 3, 2008

hundred-footer

A lesbian who typfies the stereotype to such an extent you can spot her sexuality from a hundred feet away.

Used on the l word

"Now that's what I call a hundred-footer"

by Amy August 25, 2004

10 footer

When a woman looks hot from 10 feet away and more, but there is something seriously wrong with her when you are face to face.

That girl is a 10 footer. Once I got next to her i realized that she was a butterface.

by Lone wolf 81 March 9, 2010

foster roster

Slang for that list a foster kid keeps in his head for later when he goes back to rob the scamming foster parents he had throughout the years.

Using my foster roster I’ll target the really greedy ones; I’ll make them pay.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 15, 2019

15 footer

Any woman that looks decently hot from (at maximum) 15 feet away. Anything closer will just make you want to turn around, hurl, or shudder.

Guy 1: "Yo, check out that 15 footer down the street."
Guy 2: "I have a 15 footer"
Guy 1: "Shut the fuck up"

Guy 1: "yo, check out that hot piece of real estate down the way about 15 feet."
(10 feet away)
Guy1: "holy shit, nevermind"
Guy 2: "that is disgusting."
Guy 1: "please castrate me now."

by pmac51 June 1, 2006

Footer

To muck/play about with something aimlessly, just for the sake of it or out of boredom.

not much, just footerin aboot way this tape recorder (or any other object randomly found lying about)

by Morning Sun January 19, 2011

Foster The People

The best band created, formed by the three sexiest men alive (in no particular order) Mark Foster, Mark Pontius (Ponci) and Cubbie Fink. Every time they play a song, a fan girl's ovaries explode. And that's okay. That's very okay. One day God wanted perfection, and BAM there was perfection. During live performances Isom Innis and Sean Cimino perform with them. Isom likes to bang the maracas in the most beautiful way.

"Foster The People made my ovaries explode during their live stream last night" "Oh, totally. I don't think I'll ever be the same after that Foster The People performance."

by Dr. Sexyfacemotherfucker November 6, 2011