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Foul fishy snatch 

A fanny that is unwashed for a while in the hot summer that starts to produce a rancid rotting fish stench and possibly a discharge
OMG my front bum nearly made me vomit the other day I did a massive fanny guff and the foul stink led me to believe I have a nasty case of foul fishy snatch syndrome
Foul fishy snatch by Big T Hound October 21, 2021

foul and a miss 

A light hearted phrase one utters in the tone of a snooker referee on the occasion of a particularly wholesome trouser cough.

Eg

Jimmy White: Parp! ( drops guts)

Snooker referee: Foul and a miss. Alex Higgins, four. Now let’s get some windows open, Jimmy has been on the pickled herring and Guinness all weekend.
Example.

Jimmy White: Parp! ( drops guts)

Snooker referee: Foul and a miss. Alex Higgins, four. Now let’s get some windows open, Jimmy has been on the pickled herring and Guinness all weekend.
foul and a miss by Tito Watts November 21, 2021

foul and a miss 

A phrase one utters ( in the style of a snooker referee) when hearing a particularly loud trouser cough
Example

Jimmy White: Parp! ( drops guts)

Snooker referee: Foul and a miss. Alex Higgins, four. Now let’s get some windows open, Jimmy has been on the pickled herring and Guinness all weekend.
foul and a miss by Tito Watts November 21, 2021

Foul-ass Bitch 

A person who does or says the most grimiest ass shit behind her friend(s) or family member(s) back and still smile in their face like nothing happened..
That foul-ass bitch sleeping with your baby daddy and coming over your house smiling in your face like nothings going on
Foul-ass Bitch by Goldielock08 January 13, 2022

foul ell 

I bad galleon on sea of thieves that cant hit cannon shots
the foul ell could not hit chain shots to save their life
foul ell by Krispykactus June 2, 2023