Also known as MF. Midnight Fornification is'nt when you have sex at midnight (although it can be done). MF is when your partner (husband,wife, whatever) falls asleep before you do and your feeling really horny so you try having sex w/ them in their sleep or you just wake them up out of a good nights rest because something needs to be rubbed. Something you should ask someone before marrying them. Some people think its weird and disguesting others find it great! :)
how do you feel about this, has it ever happened to you before?
Although I do not think its possible for girls to do this unless they like being fingered.. or there husband has a big nose or something...
how do you feel about this, has it ever happened to you before?
Although I do not think its possible for girls to do this unless they like being fingered.. or there husband has a big nose or something...
Guy 1: "So is Jane into midnight fornication?"
Guy 2: "No and this is why I would never marry her"
Guy 1: "Smart Choice"
Guy 2: "I know right"
Guy 2: "No and this is why I would never marry her"
Guy 1: "Smart Choice"
Guy 2: "I know right"
by Johnathan Bass October 9, 2008
Get the Midnight Fornicationmug. A sexual act shared between an elderly husband and wife (out of obligation rather than enjoyment) and limited to a strict schedule of once a week (usually on a Friday evening after the abc news).
Blythe: Sorry Gayle, I cannot attend bingo with you tonight, it’s “”fornication Friday”” and Colin will be expecting his once weekly shag
by Blythe Rogers-Thatcher November 20, 2023
Get the Fornication Fridaymug. Twitter Fornication is when a Tweep stars your Tweet so you star fuck them right back, the starring evolves into a star-fucking that leads to Twitter orgasm.
by Tomaso420 January 11, 2014
Get the twitter fornicationmug. by ilikeeatingshitandrubit September 19, 2019
Get the Fornicatemug. An individual who does everything in his/her power to fornicate. They seize every opportunity to fornicate. They are in charge of fornication at a particular geographical location at a particular time.
by Kong 20 November 27, 2022
Get the Chief Fornicantmug. A subtler way of saying "Fuck Yeah!" Used in circumstances where the utterance of fuck is frowned upon.
Gentleman 1: "Shall we proceed to the club so we may make deluge upon the wenches?"
Gentleman 2: "Oh yes, fornicately!"
Gentleman 2: "Oh yes, fornicately!"
by Microseeka March 28, 2012
Get the Fornicatelymug.