"SOoo i went shopping with my mom yesterday.......etc"
"cool story bro, now what chapter do you shut the fuck up?"
"cool story bro, now what chapter do you shut the fuck up?"
by ferrkk October 11, 2011
by 10th State of the USA April 13, 2021
The only other thing to have is a woman letting you bang her. What else could he theoretically have?
Hym "What else do you have in your life? What else is there to have? Friends? Check. Family? Check. I don't like the effect they have on my life but they're there. Money? When I actually get paid for the work I do, yes. Accomplishments? I'm objectively one of the greatest writers in history of humanity. So, yes again. Hobbies? Yup. Genius intellect? Yessir. Magnificent penis? Obviously. Status? Doesn't exist but if it DID I would have more of it than everyone. Disciples? More than Jesus. Energy? The maximum amount of that. The real thick kind. It's pungent. The only things I DON'T have are women and Adderall and I only don't have them because YOU don't take instructions very well! I don't know if that's some kind of deformity or a malformed lobe or what but- Oh! An unyielding, ceaseless hatred for everything. I have that too! No 6 pack though... But that's fine... And you all definitely can be full of yourselves. I mean, a lot of you seem to think you have 'the right values' and that promotion of these values is commensurate with virtue and that your ability to promulgate these values and the money people through at you is evidentiary of some sort of cosmic deservedness and that you have some sort of responsibility to prevent people from promoting 'the wrong values' and in doing so you are controlling the minds of your viewers. That's your role in society to you. Controlling the people who watch your content by feeding them 'Good, healthy, positive thoughts.' "
by Hym Iam November 07, 2023
A sarcastic retort you use on someone when they tell you something you don't give two flying fadoodles about.
Random Facebook person: This is my first (insert completely random item here) of the year!!!!!!
Someone else: What do you want, a cookie?
Someone else: What do you want, a cookie?
by Pialinist January 08, 2023
Never ask Maxien what she wants for dinner. The answer will always be “i dunno”
Never ask a woman what she wants for dinner. The answer will always be “i dunno”
Never ask a woman what she wants for dinner. The answer will always be “i dunno”
by tajcoanfaodna November 23, 2021
Tina: Why’d you take that bandage off your head?! That shit is bleeding!
Mike: cuz that’s what you do!
Mike: cuz that’s what you do!
by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx August 09, 2024
A statement said when there is a nothing you can realistically do in a situation.
Often responded simply as "Id need to intervene"
Often responded simply as "Id need to intervene"
"Hey John what would you do in this situation?"
(Shows video of a semi hauler truck falling down a cliff during a blizzard)
"I'd have to intervene!"
(Shows video of a semi hauler truck falling down a cliff during a blizzard)
"I'd have to intervene!"
by Дecca September 10, 2023