For anyone that calls AMERICAN Football "Gay" or "Slow" just look at this video: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ta3Gi_AFTQg Football is a game of strategy, strength, and speed. Soccer is a game of who can run all over a field without passing out.
by Geeter September 14, 2008
Get the Footballmug. in the U.S.A.,a bastardised form of rugby where the ball is rarely kicked.Played by large muscular men wearing skin-tight trousers and make-up.
by Wayne Fukyerself January 18, 2010
Get the footballmug. 1) The most impacting phenomenon in humanity since Christianity. A 'sport' played all around the world. misnamed as 'soccer' most prominently in the U.S.A.
2) Misnaming Gridiron. A lesser discipline commonly misnamed as Football, instead being more related to rugby. A contact sport played most commonly in U.S.A. and Canada where around 11 men were big armors and tight pants and grapple each other in short intervals of 5 seconds. Usually to catch a breather and to show commercials.
2) Misnaming Gridiron. A lesser discipline commonly misnamed as Football, instead being more related to rugby. A contact sport played most commonly in U.S.A. and Canada where around 11 men were big armors and tight pants and grapple each other in short intervals of 5 seconds. Usually to catch a breather and to show commercials.
- FIFA is a big mafia that has control over football all around the world.
- U.S.A. is the gayest country on Earth, that's why they enjoy their contact sports so much, for instance American Football.
- U.S.A. is the gayest country on Earth, that's why they enjoy their contact sports so much, for instance American Football.
by 60l) March 13, 2009
Get the Footballmug. As most people are aware of the sport football, there is also a pot smoking game referred to as "football" in which a joint is passed in a rotation of people, and when each person takes a hit, they hold it in their lungs until the joint comes around to them again. Recommended for relatively small rotations.
by rabidsheep420 September 9, 2003
Get the Footballmug. A bunch of meathead cocksuckers with dick for brains who fuck each other up the assholes and lick wet sausage!
by D Flawless June 2, 2018
Get the Footballmug. 
If you’re American you’re probably thinking this is going to be about the NFL. Well, it’s not. Football (A.K.A soccer) is the most popular sport on the world. People say it’s bad, it’s for pussies, and they talk trash about it. These people just say that because they think it’s so easy. Well it’s not. You gotta run for 90 minutes straight, you have to have great pace and awareness. (Unlike American football when the play stops every few seconds) if you are a goalkeeper, you got to have great reflexes, jumping ability, and loads of other abilities that take a lot of practice to master. Football is a great sport.
Bob: Hey, have you played Football yet?
Bill: Yeah? Everyone has, it’s Sunday night football!!!!
Bob: *face palms
Bill: Yeah? Everyone has, it’s Sunday night football!!!!
Bob: *face palms
by that one Brazilian kid November 25, 2018
Get the Footballmug.