Flump

The act of collapsing onto something or someone like a sad, jiggly, shoved over serving of jello.

Person #1: I'm gonna flump on you now.
Person #2: Oh god no...
Person #1: *getting closer* I'm gonna do it
Person #2 doN'T YOU FUCKING DA-
Person #1: *flumps onto person #2) I did it.
Person #2 *flailing like an aggressive kitten* GOD FUCKING DAMNIT!!

by Zodozer October 22, 2015

Cum flump

A fat gay cum slut that wears a stupid fucking hat.

"Oh man, we filled that fat fucking cum flump up last night"

"That Dave is such a cum flump, he leaks cum when he walks"

by HoseBoy April 15, 2023

flumping

chinese burn ones penis to the point it eventually falls off. then, circumcise the penis and stitch one end of the foreskin to create a “sock”. violently shit in this song and ejaculate/piss in it. shake shake shake! then, drink this ungodly substance. shit the substance back and use it for everyday activities, primarily lube and skincare.

Person 1 - “Hey bro, wanna do some flumping?”
Person 2 - “What’s that?”
Person 1 - “Ohh boy.”

by TheTikTokExplainer May 5, 2024

cunt flump

An oversized clit

Wow is that a penis- oh no wait that’s a cunt flump

by Xxx dijdjdj June 24, 2023

Flumping

Fluffy Humping.

I love flumping!

by theSpeakere November 13, 2021

Chubby Flump

Chubby flump refers to a very round and squishy animal, typically birds.

"That's a little chubby flump isn't it?"
"A what..?"

by THEBIRDMAN. June 19, 2025

Flump

The sound large penises make.

When you have a large penis and it just goes ”flump”.

by Eva Klebolwits July 1, 2019