Flumping

To attempt human reproduction via a series of poorly co-ordinated physical movements.

Another word for sex, but clumsy.

Sam: "Ugh I couldn't sleep"
Mortimer: "Why's that?"

Sam: "We have thin walls man. I could hear you flumping that librarian all night."

College Bro: "Your mom's a baddie. I'd love to flump her."

by flumpmeister flex July 25, 2022

Flump

The act of

Fucking
Licking
Umbilicus
Masturbation
Pelting

Dude last night I gave my GF some Flump.

by Rick Suncurve June 6, 2018

Flumped

The action of slumping and flopping over at the same time.

“My cat just flumped itself down on my bed!”

by #1 benoftheweek fan May 9, 2024

Flump

When you're not exactly Fat, and you're not exactly Plump, you're Flump!

I need to lose some flump at the Gym.

by Cyclops Man June 3, 2018

dusty flump

A man who is huffy and overly sensitive

I heard you and your lad fell out again?

“Aye he’s a right dusty flump, takes everything i say seriously even when it bants”

by Kellip February 19, 2024

Flump

Being an absoloute idiot

e.g:

Stop it you flump!!!

Oh My Days stop being such a flump!

by ChatterBoxSlang November 27, 2010

Flump

The action of screwing up a line of speech or forgetting what one was going to say

P1: erm dude? I forgot my lines again.

P2: don't worry bro, you just flumped.

by OldManInAShower321 June 5, 2022