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Finger floater

1. One who is constantly trying to finger someone.

2. Someone who cuts their fingers off at party's and throws it into the pool for everyone to see.
"What's that in the pool". Oh man i never knew Stan was a finger floater.
by Randy Gilbert April 15, 2009
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Floater

A corpse found floating in a body of water... usually half decomposed or partially consumed by fish and stuff (coz there dead....)
*cops talking on phone thingies* "You'd better get down here quick, weve got another floater"
by Rossy August 24, 2003
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minneapolis floater

To take a dump in the back of someones' toliet, so everytime they flush, there will be brown, poopy water.
That Sue really got me! She used a Minneapolis floater to mess with my head!
by Stacey MacLean April 13, 2008
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Floater

A term used in the mp3-scene to describe leaked tracks, often appearing on p2p-networks. Most of the time those tracks are ripped in high quality and shared by 'friends' of the producer.
"Omg man, I just got that new Tiësto track from dc, 320kbps floater lol."
by Sjaak Trekhaak January 10, 2006
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Floater

The term "Floater" in a sexual context is used when consenting sexual penetration is attained, yet sexual motion does not occur.

One may think to themselfs this is the stupidest thing theyve ever heard of, yet due to mormons in Utah county that tend to put twists on what their religion tells them (and them being stupid enough to agree to it, like no booty prior to domestic incarceration) -Some hold that this circumvents their religions' ruling & is an easier way to passify something sexual (as opposed to the weekend marriage angle)
Shit bro, did you bang Becky yet? She's lookin hot as all fuck today...

Well, kinda sorta

HTF do you kinda sorta bang a girl?

Well she's a bit more mormon than her cousin that I bung'd & we had to tap dance around the whole no sex before marriage thing.

Ok, so uhh... HTF did you do that?

We had a floater...

WTF is a floater?

Well, you know... Its when youre cockdeep in a girl, but youre not having sex with her.

So umm... Youre in her guts, just standing/lying/whatevering there talking about CNN and nothing happens?

Well, yea...

Umm, dude... Thats soo stupid, I think my future children just lost a couple IQ points...
by I-Like-to-bang-normal January 16, 2014
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Floater

A person with more than one label; a style/label mixer; ect.
*EXAMPLE*

I am: Goth, Emo, Sk8er, Gamer, Punk, and Gangsta, so instead of saying all that, i call myself a Floater
by SystemRulez December 3, 2006
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turd floater

a very heavy rain in Gladewater Tx. that causes septic tanks to fill up and dookie to flow out
Jim Bob: Man, it came a turd floater last night. So don't wrestle in the backyard.

Joe Jack: Good idea, we'll wrestle in the front. Between the engine block and the washing machine.
by janitorman1981 March 10, 2010
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