Flabbergasted

Basically when someone is too shocked to talk or to process what's happening.

person 1: BRO, I just f*cked your mom.

person 2: ... (They are flabbergasted)

by speteyboi February 12, 2022

flabbergasted

a word of absolute excellence. a word only to describe the MOST surprised & shocked people.

“i was absolutely flabbergasted when i found my sister in my cousins bed.”

by el williams April 14, 2022

Flabbergasting

When you are eating out a girl whilst she is on her period and you suck up the blood and spit it in her face.

It's called this because she will be utterly flabbergasted.

"I gave my wife a total flabbergasting last night. Should have seen her face."

by 666onyou June 8, 2021

flabbergastation

it has no significant relation to gas stations
just EXTREMELY flabbergasted

"this bitch is so crazy, it left me flabbergastation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by aaahhchew July 11, 2024

flabbergasted

adjective
past tense of flabbergast
It is the feeling of great surprise and astonishment.
feeling shocked, usually because of something you were not expecting

When they announced her name, the winner just sat there, flabbergasted.

by soul_yuka August 21, 2023

flabbergasted

when something is really dumb, you just cant say one thing

(guy 1 shows a picture of tari from meta runner)
(guy 2 is flabbergasted)

by oneshotnikoafterbeer October 1, 2023

flabbergastering

when something flabbergasters you

OMG that smell is absolutely flabbergastering

by pseudonym9975 December 4, 2021