Wrestle Festle

Raping multiple children at one time while using the excuse of wrestling

Guy 1:Did you see johnny wrestle festling the kids in his backyard yesterday?
Guy 2:Yeah dude I love a good wrestle festle

by Mildly Opressive June 14, 2018

Fistest

Super fast with your fist.

CareyJo was really fistest out of everyone one else tonight.

by efra September 16, 2011

fittle my whittle

Masturbate

I'm such a saint, I just fittle my whittle sometimes.

by LitMan22 May 7, 2017

Fisterine

The sexual act of coating ones hand with mouthwash (usually Listerine) and performing the act of fisting.

I tell ya Rod, my woman gave me the ol' Fisterine yesterday, now I'm walkin' funny .

by Tim Crowbar October 25, 2017

Fisterbating

Best accomplished with a partner with an enormous vagina; the act of jerking off while inside of her.

I'm telling you, this girl was so cavernous the only way I could get off was by fisterbating.

by Whitlash September 27, 2020

pudding fister

One who disrupts a formal meeting by inadvertently saying something really inappropriate.

I was a real pudding fister at the IEP meeting. I was trying to explain why my child needed help with utensils, and said "well unless you want him fisting his pudding", at which point the meeting came to a screeching halt.

by Adjunction Function February 4, 2014

double fisted cuddle

When you strangle someone with both hands.

I remember the days when Marty used to make the motion of strangling someone on the dock. Oh, you mean the double fisted cuddle? That's a Marty classic.

by assblaster9000420blazebrbkms September 14, 2018