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African Firework

The act of getting the shits, then proceeding to defecate into a condom. Once this has happened you give the condom to your partner and tell them to blow into it thus expanding the condom and causing it to explode sending bits of shits in every direction but for the majority, the face of the blower.

Also works with any other bodily fluid.
Ex. Cum, Gooch Gravy, Pussy Juice etc.
Joe: Dude, I heard Matt gave Madeline a African Firework last night.

Zac: That is one shitty mess... literally.
by OnEsIcKpErV July 17, 2011
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Fireworks

A sly slang term for hallucinogenic mushrooms. Can be used just to refer to mushrooms in particular or when you're really optimistic about the potence of a recent acquisition.

Also a good way to refer to drugs when talking to sober people who say hi to you on the street at random.
Stranger 1: "How's it goin?"
You: "Just waitin' for the fireworks, man."

Dealer: "You ever had these before?"
Buyers: "Nope."
Dealer: "They're some real fireworks. Have fun tonight, guys."
by Michael Gagne June 18, 2008
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fireworks monkey

A fireworks monkey is a monkey tied to a large fireworks rocket.

The screeching on the way up is amazing.

On the way down - not so much.
The kids at the 4th of July picnic eagerly lined up to watch the fireworks monkey show.

They were not disappointed.
by scodder June 5, 2010
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Dirty Fireworks

when a couple are preforming a 69 and both participants ignite each others flatus
dude me and the girlfriend just had some Dirty Fireworks
by sargent butthurt January 2, 2012
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brown fireworks

Does verbal diarrhea count as brown fireworks or is it a case of just endless bloviating?
by Sexydimma November 30, 2019
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brown fireworks

Does verbal diarrhea count as brown fireworks or is it a case of just endless bloviating?
by Sexydimma November 26, 2020
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Firework mentality

Has the mentalty of a firework, typically when mad. Their temper ignites and dies down soon after. When in ignite its not a good idea to be near them.
Oh god, i hate him so much and his firework mentality
by ToxicChaosTrouble June 29, 2011
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