Finlay McLachlan, also known as ‘Seal’, is a morbidly obese man who has been sighted around the Garstang and Inskip area molesting local dogs, leaving them completely paralised in the back legs.
He is also renoun for singing ‘War’ by Edwin Starr preventing the great war of Garstang and Inskip in 1736.
Finlay was famous, making local headlines after destroying several local dry cleaners with his shit-soaked cargo shorts, destroying them in a temper tantrum after the workers refused to handle the diarrhoea drenched clothing.
He is also renoun for singing ‘War’ by Edwin Starr preventing the great war of Garstang and Inskip in 1736.
Finlay was famous, making local headlines after destroying several local dry cleaners with his shit-soaked cargo shorts, destroying them in a temper tantrum after the workers refused to handle the diarrhoea drenched clothing.
“Oh my days i saw Finlay McLachlan in my backyard and he was giving me cocker spaniel a rimjob!”
“Oh really!?”
“Yes he said ‘SEAL OUT’ then sharted in his pants!”
“Oh really!?”
“Yes he said ‘SEAL OUT’ then sharted in his pants!”
by PooEnjoyer619Booyaka January 27, 2023
Get the Finlay McLachlanmug. by Sneazychease April 3, 2020
Get the Finlaymug. Finlay is very pretty, kind and everyone wants to be her friend she will protect you and is always there if U wanna talk. She is also funny and weird
Finlay is gorgeous
by Olivia💗 January 26, 2021
Get the Finlaymug. by Austinmiiiini102001 January 25, 2024
Get the finlay nortonmug. If you saw what Finlay Skene did that day in Brookmill Park, you’d stay at home
I backed my blade, I grabbed his neck
I splashed him down, I felt his bones
I backed my blade, I grabbed his neck
I splashed him down, I felt his bones
by wagwanpifftingwhatsurbbmpin March 6, 2022
Get the Finlay Skenemug. by Fairton October 12, 2019
Get the Finlay careltonmug. Plump Cheeks.Best Friend of LinkyPoo.Bums over Kevin.Acts hard and thinks he’s a real g.He is just a midget with no friends. 16 year old downy who sweats fortnite 24/7. Really annoying 99% sure he is autistic and is a spasmodic who fortnite dances all the time. Plump Rump but don’t let it fool you. Finlay will ask for a fortnite 1v1 then kidnap u and torture u. likes kids big nonce. small peepee. Loves attention and loves little kiddies with plump cheeks. his cheeks are so plump because of Lil children. Might stalk u and steal your v bucks. Tries to one up everyone but u know karma is a bitch. Finlay has a mental age of 6 and hates on elriiky.
by Chazpoo December 22, 2019
Get the Finlaymug.