Finjure

A fake Ginger.

A ginger whereby the curtains do not match the drapes.

Hey you red headed fuck, you're a Finjure!

by 1909 January 26, 2018

Figure on a Screen

A step below from a friend, more like a person you talk to for shits and giggles.

Luv you are a figure on a screen while I consider John to be an actual friend.

by texasindian May 12, 2018

Figure Skating

Figure Skating

Figure Skating

by Taenun June 26, 2022

Four Fingered KitKat

1. The act of fingering a girl using four fingers.
2. A word to describe a large/loose vagina.

1. "Man, you won't believe what happened last night! I did the four fingered kitkat to 2 girls at the same time! That party was blazing!"
2. "Yeah dude, last night was mental! I was about to get with Laura when she whapped out her four fingered kitkat! Even I wasn't drunk enough to tap that shit."

by BusinessTime100 March 6, 2011

Scripulous Fingore

A strange all-knowing creature that is said to be in New Super Mario Bros. for the Nintendo DS. It is only a joke/rumor stirred up on Twitter.com.

Katy: Scripulous Fingore is relentlessly pointing at me help!

by spoogulous August 7, 2021

Trump Figures

Overvalued or inflated numbers or percents issued by an unscrupulous or corrupt businessperson, so that their rogue or shady businesses could secure better loan terms and insurance deals, and would pay lesser tax.

Mr. Pinocchio could be fined up to $250m and be banned from doing business in his home state should he be found guilty of submitting an obscene number of trump figures related to his bigly valued properties.

by Numerati October 2, 2023

Fransisco The Mad Fingerer

A lesser known historical figure born in Versailies, France in 1684. Fransisco is widely considered ahead of his time in regards to non-coital sexual activities. It is commonly believed that Fransisco was the creator of the sexual act known as fingering. During his adolescent years, it is believed Fransisco fingered over 200 women. He was eventually expelled from LaFolette’s School for Boys after administrators read accounts of all his fingering in his diary. After being expelled from school Fransisco reportedly went on a massive fingering rampage spanning the years 1692 until 1715. During said rampage Fransisco is believed to have fingered around 3,000 women, 300 men, 14 goats, and one ostrich, earning him the name of “The Mad Fingerer.” Eventually, Fransisco was bested by a younger Dutchman by the name of Hein Van Eriksson. As written by an eyewitness, Eriksson bested Fransisco by fingering his anal cavity, causing a deep state of depression for Fransisco. Knowing he was no longer the best fingerer in the land Fransisco ran up on his own sword and died in January of 1734. However, Fransisco’s legacy remains today as he is still recognized as the greatest fingerer of all time. Actually, France celebrates his heroic legacy by having “Fransisco Fingers Day” every June 17th, on this holiday young Frenchman indulge in their fantasies and roam the streets of France, fingering every woman in sight without fear of sexual harassment charges.

Fransisco The Mad Fingerer invented the art of fingering.

by GNK.Monkey69 July 1, 2020