sober filter

A feeling of intermediate drunkenness where you can cycle out your sobriety and drunkenness mindsets at will. Switch from one to the other whenever you want. Still able to satisfyingly make smart executive decisions and maintain control when your sobriety is needed crucially.

Person 1: How is that guy still leading here us at Emily's place? All of us are drunk out of our minds like him but he keeps moving us forward. He's something else
Person 2: Ahh must be his sober filter special ability. He's the leader we need.

by Mr. Unconditional Love October 18, 2019

Chat filter

### #### ###### ## ## ####### ##### ## ########## #### ##### ######### #### ### ### ####

do you want to #### ##
this item costs #### #####
Don't forget to #################################
THIS CHAT FILTER ###########

by Nub Nublet September 24, 2021

eye filters

When there is so much junk on a web page that you have to choose what your eyeballs look at. It can also be used to look at the things you want on a page while trying to not look at the ads or *ahem* inappropriate content.

Can also be used to describe how it is possible to read the articles in certain magazines and not look at the photos.

As well, how you watch something you don't want to watch by choosing what your eyes look at. It is in your view but you are not looking at it.

I bought Playboy for the articles, and used my eye filters to block out all the nudity around the words.

The movie was so scary I couldn't watch but it was great.

by BMolly December 5, 2009

Cigarette filter

When one farts so much in one day (without starting) that a thin tarry film is created on ones underwear

Damn bro that Mexican food was a mistake I farted so much I got a cigarette filter

by 2rightbootsandonewrongdude October 7, 2020

Friend Filter

The process of using a friend to properly filter through tons of information normally found through google.

I had to use William as a friend filter, there was just too much information to go through.

by Ghost2human May 6, 2010

Snapchat no filter

This merely means that when you are talking to a person, trying to get to know them on a deeper level, to try create a relationship with them, it is essential to show your face without a filter allowing the other person to not be dumbfounded and shocked when they see your face.

girl- so why don't you rate me from 1 to 10
boy- bet send through a picture

girl- so what do you think?
boy- snapchat no filter

by R.M.Y October 22, 2020

Filter Whoring

The act of putting multiple Instagram filters on a picture.

"She's hot!" "Nah she's filter whoring"

by MilesAllenDictionary August 15, 2016