the fetal position

the most common sleeping position, curling up your arms and legs into a compact ball. usually accompanied by crying.
it is most popular for its sense of comfort, hence the name "fetal position," the position fetuses fall into while in the womb.

"the fetal position is the most common sleeping position, usually for its feeling of comfort and attachment."

by fellownapper April 9, 2021

fetal face

(expression, slang)
An insulting way to describe someone who has rounded, underdeveloped features and looks like . . . a fetus.

This expression is typically and most accurately used to describe people who come from generations of poverty, such as white trash.

Billy-Bob's dad may have not left him with much -- but he sure gave him a mean case of the fetal face.

by DMS April 6, 2005

fetard

Compound word of the french word "fête" (party) and "retard", referring to one who parties excessively and puts himself in painfully embarrassing situations.

"Claire woke up this morning to discover that she had lost her thong and her phone somewhere between the club and the after-party last night."
"That doesn't surprise me, she's such a fetard."

by SophieColine August 4, 2009

Fetal Surprise

When your giving somebody head, then you stop, punch them in the stomach and then puke on them

while mary was giving jeff head she gaged and gave him a fetal surprise

by Wicked Dyldo October 24, 2008

fetal alcohol syndrome

This refers to brain damage (in the form of permanent retardation) caused by a fetus being exposed to alcohol via the alcoholism of the mother. This is not to be confused with child abuse, which can also cause retardation and brain damage and be caused by alchoholism, but which involves children, which are alive, rather than fetuses, which are not fully alive, and thus inferior. Also not to be confused with the similar concepts of "crack babies" or "meth babies," which are completely unsubstantiated (and widely denounced, by those professionals who study such things) allegations propagated by the Church of Voodoo Pharmacology.

The phrase can be used as an explanation for unusually retarded behavior. See alcohol in the blood surrogate.

Did you see that Klan rally on TV yesterday? Talk about fetal alcohol syndrome.

by jazzriff October 14, 2005

Fetal War

The Incliningly disturbing act in which two or more unborn fetus' engage in the act of war, which may include such actions as turf wars, kiddnapping, "gang banging", pack rape, drive by's and black mailing, Every year there is a reported average of 8,513,328 deaths from this traumatising act of war every year, Through scientific research show that this may be the reason for the thining numbers of twins, tripplet,quadtuplets, quintuplets, sextuplets, setuplets, octuplets, nontuplets and dodecatuplets. It has also been said, that on christmas day they put their war/s aside and engage in a friendly game of soccer, this is in respect to those fetus' who died in the great fetal war of '96 in which 2,000,000 odd fetus' lost thier lives defending their womb, in 150,000 different women/man.

Examples of what a Fetal War may be like:

Fetal Gang #1: Им дешава те убити лудака!
Fetal Gang #2: AHHH! за мать Россия!
Fetal Gang #3: Yo fools dont make me be drive byin yo unborn asses.
Fetal Gang #4:イル鋼の刃と私と私の大きなホンダの市民を殺す
Fetal Gang #5:ام هل ستكون ضربة!
Fetal Gang #6:Sind Sie jüdisch? Hagel Hitler / Feten!

by someweido April 19, 2009

Fetaphilia

A strange and obsessive desire to eat feta cheese

Elsie's fetaphilia scares her co-workers.

by melmons February 26, 2015