Ferkin' It

When your dick is in your hand and in her at the same time

"Yo, I was ferkin' it the other day."

by Don Walkem-Down April 18, 2025

Ferking

Fake working. When you are doing anything but working from home, and can pretend to be online via a device.

Friend: "What are you doing at the cinemas. Aren't you suppose to be working?"
Me: "All good, I'm ferking".

by TomTom1969 August 19, 2025

fecking knackered

A rather indecorous English way of saying that one is at their limits of physical and mental endurance.

I've been working like a slut for 4 days straight. I'm fecking knackered...

by Mesh666 September 15, 2025

They've got more fecking sea monsters in the great Loch at Ness than they've got the likes of me

A way to say that your a freak. it was used by Demoman from TF2 in his meat the team video.

Demoman: I am a black Scottish cyclops they've got more fecking sea monsters in the great Loch at Ness than they've got the likes of me.

by Demoman TF2 November 14, 2021