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Ferrari F430 

THE BEST DAMN CAR IN THE WORLD. enzo ferrari was far more brilliant than any asswipe you've read about in history.1929 he established the company and they're still making ferraris, in 2013 they're coming out with the Piero. i think that if you buy a ferrari you most likely have more bank than brains, but i still love the cars.
rich dude: "i'm gonna go buy the ferrari f430 scuderia."
normal dude: "why not just get a nice chevy?"
rich dude:"BECAUSE EVERYONE HAS TO NOTICE ME!!!!"
normal dude:"chill out man!"
rich dude:"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! FUCK YOU!"
Ferrari F430 by A7X forever May 28, 2010

ferrari paddles

used to describe the folds or layers of fat on the backs of large women
ferrari paddles by stones October 24, 2007

Ferrari'd 

When a sleezoid build a fake social network site to lure women into sharing their innermost secrets.
Guy: "Hi I'm a corporate Lawyer by day and a Gucci model by night. Check out my profile"
Gal: "Ooooooh baby"

She just got Ferrari'd
Ferrari'd by SmellKiper January 26, 2011

ferrari j50 

The Ferrari J50 is a two-seater, mid-rear-engined roadster that marks a return to the targa body style evocative of several well-loved Ferrari road cars of the 1970s and 1980s. Designed by the Ferrari Styling Centre team in Maranello, just 10 examples of the J50 will be built and, in the spirit of Ferrari’s fuori serie tradition, each one will be tailored specifically to the customer’s requirements.
"OMFG DID YOU SEE THE NEW J50 IT LOOKS AWESOME!!!!"
"The ferrari J50, a car none of us will be able to afford"

ferrari testarossa 

bits of other things.
fan belt went on me pug, next thing i knew the italins ad made a door handle out of it for a ferrari testarossa.

Ferrari effect 

Brand loyalty, regardless of quality differences. Buying a potentially inferior product for reasons other than suitability for a particular purpose, such as for personal image or self-esteem.

May not necessarily apply to Ferrari, since they are often sold as status symbols as well as higher performing vehicles.
"Near the end of those four years, once people don't think Radeon is worse than nVidia, that's when the Ferrari effect would matter. But it doesn't matter if people think badly of your brand." - Moore's Law Is Dead
Ferrari effect by 5eraphim77 September 18, 2022