female

when used by most, it is a synonym for bitch.
Usually used in environments where profanity is prohibited.
by Ganstageek October 16, 2008
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female

oh my god is that a female what a disgusting being.
by hehehehehehehhee November 13, 2019
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Females

You hear about how females are most at risk where they should be safest a lot, but female kids dont usually even get ass whoopings from their own parents, not to mention parents, the earliest authority figures, are less authoritative with females, and treat them more like peers or friends, which is a double standard you dont hear about from males much, since they remain mostly silent about the hypocrisy. The trend continues throughout life, where females are given the benefit of the doubt many times where males would not be.
Treating females as a more at risk group of people for hardship or violence is sexism, it's as sexist as males doing the same thing, since it prioritizes just one sex instead of looking at both. Bad shit can happen to all groups, races, and sexes.
by Solid Mantis June 03, 2020
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Females

A type of creature that should be exterminated. Females are nothing but distractions for the male members of society, and should be treated as such. The only purpose they serve is to derive males from the ultimate objective: world domination and the establishment of Fascism. Females should be considered a threat to all men and should be enslaved to assist us in the goal of reaching the great, beautiful, all mighty god of the universe, Lucifer.

In the words of the great Peter Griffin, “Females are not people. They are simply devices built by the lord Jesus for our entertainment.”

These disgusting creatures only have one horrible, unholy goal: to seduce men into not working towards the objective. Females are nothing but dangerous to the great Empire of Adolf Hitler!
Example of how a proper conversation between a male and female should be:

Males: “How ‘bout a sandwich?”

Females: “Yes, of course master.”
by Fascist Nazi March 24, 2020
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female

opposite sex of the male, females love pink, males love blue. guys love bugs girls love dresses.
FEMALE AND MALE:



GIRL: like ew what the fuck, i hate bugs.



BOY: yeaa....so? i hate dresses?




GIRL: why?



BOY: because...just.....wear pants!



GIRL: NO
by Marissahhhhhhh July 11, 2008
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female

one who cries and complains a lot of times

and writes sexist statements on urban dictionary to rant about their personal issues
"i hate all men, men should all die!!!" -female
by tacowithpeanutbutter11 August 21, 2022
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female actor

An unnecessary term for an actress. There has been some recent confusion in the biz due to some women who seem to think that they are not equal to men (women are in fact equal but distinctly and thankfully different.)
These egomaniacs insist that they are 'actors' which fucks up the rest of us who see that the obvious is in fact the case; that they are actresses. This term - 'actress' - was okay for Katherine Hepburn and other greats of her time...why is it necessary for these 'womyn'- as they likely wish to be addressed - to try to compete where no competition is needed or warranted. A man is a man; a woman is a woman. An actor is a man; an actress is a woman. It really is quite simple.
FEMALE ACTOR RAISES HELL:

Dan: "Would the actresses looking to audition for the role of Cleo please gather to my left."

Tiffy: "Oh my gawd...I don't SEEEEE any ACTRESSES here DAaaaaN....Show me...show me you BASTARD...show me an actress...show me; you chauvanist PIIIG! I am an ACTOR as are all of the W--I--M--Y--N----here...AND I refUSE to be asked to be on your left...there is no 'left.' There is only 'personal flow.'!!!"

Rachel: "Step aside wannabe.....go back to hustling tables."

Dan: "Miss...you can go to tent 4 if you want to audition for the actors' rolls. We are running takes for Terminator IV...you might fit in there."

by psiscott April 21, 2006
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