Failed-Irish Goodbye

When you pass out in a public place after drinking too much. The reason that it is "failed" is because a sucessful Irish Goodbye involves leaving the scene BEFORE you pass out.

Dude I wish I would have got a picture of your Failed-Irish Goodbye last night when you were passed out at the diner

by jezzicarae April 2, 2010

Failed Poon

The failure to receive poon. Poon is vagina. Failed Poon is to get no poon or shitty poon.

Danny Divito got some failed poon last night. I tried to help

by papabearmustache January 13, 2011

falledesked

To get so drunk that you are beyond fucked; the drunkest that a person can ever get. This often has very embarrassing consequences.

Jessie got so falledesked that she passed out in the middle of the road.

Garfield: "What are you doing? You're so drunk!"
Jessie: "Oh man I'm falledesked"

by feel.the.payne August 29, 2011

failed economy

Also see "broken economy" Failure by design, A economy flawed from the start. Lead to ruins by those in power.

Failed economy

by ShowWy-D November 26, 2013

failed friendship

When you dont fuck with a bitch no more!

Failed friendship -

When Susannah was being a bitch, Julia said " I dont fuck with that bitch no more!"

by Jalan666 August 22, 2017

Failed First

If a girl doesn't break her hymen in their first sexual experience, leaving the girl a virgin. While the male lost his.

This usually happens when the guy has a small dick, and break the hymen

Girl: I don't feel anything
Boy: It's so good

Boy: Wait, you didn't feel anything

Girl: yea, I think that means i failed first

by AbbuTheWuvly June 12, 2018

Failed kid

This term is used to describe a spiteful child who is impulsive, belligerent, and very stupid. They mainly get these attributes from their irresponsible parents who act just as childish as the minor they raise. Come on, admit it, you’ve met at least one of these kids.

Person: stay back, it’s a failed kid.
Failed kid: *turns around*

yOu dO nOT nO dE wAE.

by Sp00per February 20, 2018