Fartbox

When someone farts in an enclosed area, such as a car or small room, and sits in it. Similar to hot boxing with marijuana.

Roll up the windows, let’s fartbox this thing.

by Bonniebass November 4, 2017

fartbox

a buttock hole

You’re mother’s fartbox deserves some licking

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker April 21, 2021

fartbox

A box is a vagina. A queef is a vaginal fart. Therefore, a fartbox is another term for the vagina.

He made me queef harmonious toons out of my fartbox.

The pressurization built up while commencing the downward dog pose, caused the woman in front of me at yoga class to release a deafening queef from her fartbox.

by A-Town Chump October 22, 2013

fartbox

A "gondola" type of ski lift at stratton mountain, VT where all occupants must stand with their equpment inside as they are ferried up the mountain-the lift is more prone to this slang term early in the morning after a night of drinking, while the occupants are drinking champage wine and smoking weed on the trip up.

holy shit jimmy, just cause they call it a fartbox doesnt mean you gotta make it a fartbox..yo pass that bowl over here i did'nt hit it yet..bandit did you get the cork outta that chapagne yet?

by R. doddley May 2, 2003

Fartbox

Another word for Anus (end of your rectum where you release gas/fart and excrete.)

I'll shove my hard cock up her fartbox.

by MrMusic February 4, 2015

Fartbox

A newly, quickly and cheaply built, multi-family residential apartment building or condominium complex just tall enough to replace blue sky views with thoughtless, tasteless design at least 5 blocks in every direction. American fartboxes are typically "constructed" of wood framing and styrofoam that's wrapped in chicken wire that's then covered in stucco or brick veneer. It must be as ugly as possible, cost as little to build as possible and in turn cost as much as possible to purchase, cool, heat and maintain. To make room for new fartboxes, gassy developers will commonly target a towns most vulnerable historic neighborhoods. Sites most significant to a regions cultural heritage are the most suitable locations.

Developers want to tear it down to make room for more fartboxes

by TobyTunes November 25, 2020

FartBox McJohnson

A FartBox McJohnson, or FBM, is a contraption comprised of a cylindrical cardboard tube (normally used for toilet paper rolls) placed upon the Farter's anus and a recipient, the Sniffer, placing their nose on the other end of the tube. By sniffing the FartBox McJohnson, Sniffers receive life in heaven.

Yo Kadren D., remember when Snail R.'s FartBox McJohnson cleared your sinuses?

by SnailR March 12, 2021