Falkner

Pale, tatted up, funny guy who likes big boobs and porn! He likes to slide down poles.....he's a firefighter! and he likes to get drunk n try to hump girls on the beach and throw them in the water, even if they dont wanna go. He has an enormous package, so i heard....but that also leads to a huge (mooseknuckle), but he's ok with that. He gets excited easily by things like tootsie pops, hersheys kisses, and camel toes. But if u really get to know him he can be a real kevin!! I am glad i met this falker cuz he's actually pretty cool!! But his moose knuckle distracts me...lol

1. Omg! Look at that guy on the beach humping that BIG Girl, Looks like he's pullin a Falkner!!

2. Man look at that dudes package, He's Packin a Falkner!

3. I know he is gonna get me back, because he's falkner! LoL

by HAHAHAHA J/k April 6, 2010

farklem

An extremely cool guy.

Hey farklem! Do somethin funny!

by Efrankie90 April 10, 2004

Bendegúz Farkas

The fittest and hardest guy on the planet

That Bendegúz Farkas guy is so hard geez.

by Mazza King November 22, 2018

fark

A 'not-news' clearing house

Not news: Dog bites Mailman
News: While Mailman was in a vehicle
Fark: That the Mailman was trying to steal

by Matt June 19, 2006

farkle-tunnel syndrome

The pain one gets in their wrist from holding the mouse so long while playing the dice game Farkle on Facebook.

After playing Farkle for two hours, I couldn't lift my cup due to Farkle-Tunnel Syndrome.

by Nurse Laura September 12, 2009

farkrog

1. v: To become intensely depressed thus commencing a vigorous activity of masturbation.

Hey Sean, I had a great farkrog last night after that depressing dance.

by Minty December 1, 2003

Farkle

A Farkle is a loyal, loving, best possible friend there can be. Although he is nerdy, everyone should have a Farkle.

I wish I had myself a Farkle

by Piano13 December 30, 2017