A boot in the freezer

A saying for any object your parents, grandparents, ect. might find after you've thrown a massive party and think your in the clear.

We had a party a few years ago where we got busted for having the party a week later when my grandma found a pair of boots in the freezer.

"Man someone left a bag of Doritos under my parents bed"

"Totally a boot in the freezer"

by Ray Charles in a Maze November 23, 2011

freezer bags

It is when a chick has really nice knockers, they make you freeze in your tracks.

That girl has some nice ass freezer bags.

by Nelson Williamson April 8, 2008

Freeverse

A written rhyme over an instrumental beat which most hip hop artists claim is a freestyle.

I heard that "6 ft7 ft (freestyle)" TK posted up on Youtube. He know he wrote that sh!t down... that's a freeverse!

by Tra1118 April 11, 2011

Freeport

A relatively small city located in Northwest Illinois. Sadly enough, Freeport is the biggest city in Stephenson County and the population was 26,443 at the 2000 census.
In 1858, the second debate between Abraham Lincoln and Stephen A. Douglas took place in Freeport. Whoop.
This city has been named Pretzel City USA, although there is no longer any pretzel bakery OR factory and there is more than one high school in the US (hell, in Illinois) with a pretzel as the mascot.
This town is full of hicks, potheads, and 'gangsters'.

Freeport has a high rate for teen pregnancy and STD's, because the teenagers located in Freeport have nothing better to do than have sex with each other. In 2009 alone, 246 cases of Chlamydia were reported. Gross.
Freeport's main attraction is the Walmart. Other than the wonderful 24-Hour Walmart, there is nothing to do and nowhere to go.

Person 1: "I partied in Freeport the other day, and now it hurts to pee!"

Person 2: "You might want to go get checked for Chlamydia, Bro."

Person 3: "...Who's down to go to Walmart?"

by Nestle. January 16, 2011

Freeport

A small "city" in NW Illinois where everyone is moving out and all the businesses are closing. There is nothing to do here but drink and do drugs. If you drive down Prospect, Carroll, Pleasant, Iroquois, Illinois, Miami, East Empire, High st. or Shawnee at night you will probably get shot. There is a lovely little shop by the MLK center, there are always people crossing the street to get there who dare you to hit them. There are 2 cops. There are alot of crack heads with nasty teeth. If you are looking to buy a particular item, chances are none of the stores will carry it and you will have to go out of town, if you need a job, prepare to make minimum wage. Your neighbors either sell or do drugs, or both. The north west side is becoming a ghost town. It has lots of fast food joints and banks, but nothing else. The high school mascot is a pretzel.

Hey lets go to Freeport for a fresh Pretzel, it is the Pretzel City you know! Oh... you don't have fresh pretzels?

by yumtaco January 22, 2015

Freeport

Preppy town in Maine that has a huge shopping area of various outlets. Volvo station wagons, polo's, and frappucino's are a necessity. Known (state-wide) for the cross country, and skiing teams. Also the home to L.L. Bean

Wow, you can tell that person is from Freeport.

by mogo December 28, 2005

Freezer Jenga

Carefully removing an item from the bottom of a stack, from a packed freezer, without causing everything on top of it to fall... it's basically a reverse variation of "refrigerator tetris"

Mike: "Dude, what happened to your toe?"
Rick: "I lost a game of Freezer Jenga and dropped a frozen chicken on it"

by YourMomCalled October 4, 2013