New Found Glory

Particularly whiny breed of pop-punk losers.
A big hit with the teenyboppers

What is this crap?
New Found Glory

by Hater November 29, 2003

New Found Glory

A really crappy, whiny ass poser band that mostly stupid preppy girls listen to.

Fuck off new found glory. you guys are shit fuck piss wankers.

by FlyEvolution January 6, 2005

new found glory

horrible band. no talent. crappy singer. all around a horrible band. dont listen to those wannabe punks. they suck. www.realmusiccrusaders.com - fighting to save music from sellout corporate record labels.

new found glory completely eats the nuts off of me

by aaron and pat April 17, 2005

new found glory

Punk-Pop Band With a lead singer who sounds like Mickey Mouse on helium and is also a complete dickwad with a vocabulary consisting of only a few basic words, fuck, shit, and bitch.

Guy 1: What is that horrible noise?
Guy 2: Hey, New Found Glory is on the radio!

by Mike December 1, 2004

lost and found child

A child that was found after being kidnapped

A child in the "Lost and Found" bin

Didn't you hear? Billy's a lost and found child.

by heyitzstani April 6, 2017

Lost and Found Department

or, LAFD, where pickpockets stash their swag

"Has he shown you the Lost and Found Department with all his swag?"

"Naw, he don't trust me."

by berkeleyreporter August 28, 2012

flabbertaskily dumb founded

when something is so absolutely suppressing, shocking and confusing

he hasn't spoke for hours, he must be flabbertaskily dumb founded

by professional dumbass January 11, 2022