furnicate

Molest or otherwise commit foul acts with tables, chairs, sideboards etc

Jim-Bob contracted a serious case of splinters attempting to furnicate with his new stripped pine cabinet.

by Timberhound November 6, 2008

fornication station

i. A place where people fornicate.
ii. A whorehouse.

A term I came up with just because it rhymes, and I was horny as hell.

Come to my fornication station, lover.

Tony and Tamela had hot, wild sex at their fornication station, a.k.a., out in public.

Come to the fornication station. The whores are whorifically sexy.

by PaperMachete November 13, 2005

Fornicator

1. Quite literally, one who fornicates (aka fucks).

2. The technical (old-fashioned) term for one who has sex outside of marriage.

1. There were some fornicators at the McDonald's last night; I caught some of it on my phone. Check it out!

2. In today's world, nobody really cares if you're a fornicator because odds are, so are they.

by Tddlz August 24, 2010

Fornicated

adjective. Describes the utter destruction following a rough night of sexual intercourse.

verb. Past tense of fornicate; to engage in premarital sexual intercourse

Last night, Mr. Chocolate Shakes committed a blastassination in downtown Detroit. Police deemed the scene highly fornicated.

by MrChocolateShakes January 19, 2012

Bad At Fornite

Zane, Chris, and Dominick

Theyre bad at fornite must be a zane

by FaZe Tfue October 23, 2018

Fornihate

The act of fornication with a side of hate. Aggressive exhausting fornication as an act of revenge or acceptance of apology.

Sara apologized to John for accidently running his truck into a pole and John fornihated her that night.

by dfahunter January 29, 2010

barber fornication

going to a barber thats not ur barber. similar to cheating on ur barber, but more severe

accused: i havent missed a cut in 8 years! i didnt cheat!
accuser: guilty of barber fornication. 40 lashes!

by broski of broskis October 8, 2019