earth

"usa",property of the ministry of defense, usa
this is our planet! the all-american-earth! get off our planet you foreign aliens! or we will use our wmd´s on you!
by nuketheworld April 20, 2003
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Earth

The third planet in the Sol system, Earth is a Class-M planet with an oxygen-nitrogen atmosphere. It is the only planet we know of that is inhabited by sentient lifeforms. The main species is homo sapiens, not because they have the largest numbers, but because they are the most technologically advanced. If we manage to develop faster-than-light spacecraft, we will eventually rule the galaxy.
Alien 1: Oh crap, here comes a Earther!
Alien 2: Run for your life!
Human 1: Hahahaha! *gunfire*
by Disillusioned Hippie December 28, 2005
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Earth

A place where all the aliens stop on their way away from the super nova that exploded and will kill us all in 10 years. We haven't seen it but they have because they can travel faster then light.
Alien kid: Dad, i got to potty, we need to pull over.

ALien dad: Okay son, Earth's just two stops over, we can eat lunch there too.
by Elite December 2, 2003
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Earth

Mars - Hey Mercury i need a piss
Mercury - Yah, me too. Should'nt have drank that last beer
Mars - Can't wait for the toilet, i'll just have a piss on earth
Mercury - Same thing
by hahaha July 22, 2003
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earth

is a duck...... yes a giant floating duck

the earth is not:
round

flat
yellow
seven

its a DUCK
don't @ me the earth is a duck
by the girl on this screen April 2, 2019
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Earth

Earth, n. A destination.
"Pluto wants to get Uranus on earth, Venus."
by REAL AMERICAN VETERAN April 30, 2005
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earth

Where George Dubya Bush isn't

What America Control(Capitalist Bastards)
Watch him everytime hes on TV thats a good example or just look at him He doesnt know what anything is at all
by baz August 9, 2004
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