Someone who simps so hard to get bummed by Nigel Farage, they climb lampposts with packs of cable ties and graffiti roundabouts at night with shaky red crosses.
Have you seen? Some flaggot has been out hanging flags on the lampposts around here last night.
Did you see? The flaggots also drew a big wobbly red cross on the roundabout.
I caught a flaggot masterbating into a union jack the other night in the park.
Did you see? The flaggots also drew a big wobbly red cross on the roundabout.
I caught a flaggot masterbating into a union jack the other night in the park.
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noun
Definition: A person who aggressively waves the national flag as a symbol of superiority, bigotry, or performative patriotism—usually while spouting ignorant or hateful rhetoric. Often used to warn others that idiocy is approaching from a distance.
Idiocy manifest.
Note: Satirical term targeting performative nationalism, not sexual identity.
noun
Definition: A person who aggressively waves the national flag as a symbol of superiority, bigotry, or performative patriotism—usually while spouting ignorant or hateful rhetoric. Often used to warn others that idiocy is approaching from a distance.
Idiocy manifest.
Note: Satirical term targeting performative nationalism, not sexual identity.
Flaggot
noun
Definition: A person who aggressively waves the national flag as a symbol of superiority, bigotry, or performative patriotism—usually while spouting ignorant or hateful rhetoric. Often used to warn others that idiocy is approaching from a distance.
"He showed up to the protest shirtless, holding an eagle flag, and yelling about freedom while demanding people lose theirs—total flaggot move."
noun
Definition: A person who aggressively waves the national flag as a symbol of superiority, bigotry, or performative patriotism—usually while spouting ignorant or hateful rhetoric. Often used to warn others that idiocy is approaching from a distance.
"He showed up to the protest shirtless, holding an eagle flag, and yelling about freedom while demanding people lose theirs—total flaggot move."
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