eureka springs film festival

an impromptu outdoor projection of something vaguely movieish with added sound improvisations and dance.. a cinematic rave..

bobbie has a projector on his boat and he showed these really old dirty movies on the bluff rocks along the lakeshore.. it was an eureka springs film festival..

by squirrel blanket August 1, 2009

Music Festival Panties

Panties that have been worn continuously for three days or more.

"My music festival panties stink like three-day-old beef strips."

by dikdik-from-IRC December 30, 2011

arse fist festival

Any situation where you find yourself in a place you don't want to be doing a task you don't want to do or one which is totally futile (such as being a wageslave at work).

Cameron: "have you caught a patagonian toothfish yet Dwayne"?

Dwayne: "I went to the local jetty but it was packed with amateurs, a total arse fist festival"!

by Bad Brians January 30, 2014

Blue balls festival

1. A sausage convention where people compete for the biggest weiners by
stroking their dicks until the balls achieve the color of blue.

2. A festival where musicians play erotic-sounding music by shafting each other with the ends of their saxophones and trumpets until their testicles turn into the color of blue.

3. A music festival in Lucerne, Switzerland.

Me: Fuck Holmes your dick just poked me in the eye!

Bal-a-Balz: damn straight! I just won this year's blue balls festival. U bitches better recognize!

by Hornishmaus July 30, 2016

Grand Bay Watermelon Festival

(Often to referred to the locals as simply "the watermelon festival".)

Every July 4th Grand Bay holds a Watermelon Festival at the baseball park west of town. Much like a local fair, there are games and activities in addition to lots of free watermelon, provided by the farmers of the community.

Some of the most popular events are the "largest watermelon contest" and the watermelon seed spitting contest.

"Are you guys going to the Grand Bay Watermelon Festival this year?"
"I don't know...it's always so hot..."
"Yeah, but there's plenty of free watermelon to cool you down!"

by Levi W. March 5, 2008

Ultra Music Festival

An EDM music festival in Miami where fratboys, sorority girls, and oily clubbers go to dress up as ravers for once a year. Some people even call this edm larping. For the UMF attendee it isn't about PLUR like it is in California or Electric Daisy Carnival (EDC), it's about hopping on whatever bandwagon the majority of people are into. If you are not larping like the rest of them they will not accept you into their community of fake ravers. At rave festivals like EDC it's about PLUR (PEACE LOVE UNITY RESPECT), and people accept you for who you are and don't give a fuck about stupid superficial shit. Alot of UMF edm larpers will even go as far as to say they hate PLUR, and that they only go for the music (this is another bandwagon because every edm larper says it). It really makes you realize how much better EDC is. All the real ravers know it too.

Ultra Music Festival (UMF) "raver": Hey, I hear everyone listens to Eric Prydz now...I guess I listen to him now. I hear he has alot of money too. I like money. Oh yeah fuck PLUR, I "only go for the music".

EDC raver: I love Eric Prydz because he has soul, not because of his money.... You don't go for the music. You just like the fact he's rich and everyone else is it doing it. Douche.

by caliraver69 December 5, 2018

shit festival

When something is so horrible, so fucking bad quality, such a piece of shit that it's appealing as going to a festival to view and discuss various fecal matters that parted ways with different animal anus holes.

See also: Waste of time, shitload of fuck, dogshit, toilet odor.

Watching the Hills Have Eyes was a complete shit festival.

by stab licker March 29, 2007