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Fernando

A homie gang of Yosbany he is a G at quarterback and known for the gay clap slap he gets girls like Samantha and likes to fuck with Gean.
“Fernando Is a G at qb and likes to mess with Gean and Adrian.
by Steelers Pittsburg 2 September 28, 2018
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fernando

an ugly bitch ass liar who gaslights women and thinks he’s the funniest motherfucker alive even though he’s about as interesting as plain boiled chicken with no seasoning. Fernandos will typically sneak into your friend group just to ask you out, and you say yes, because you pity the guy. he takes you out on one date and tells the entire school that you’re dating. immediately following, he pays no attention to you whatsoever unless you’re with someone that he knows could jeopardize your “relationship”. you never liked him and you never considered yourself to be dating him, so you can’t exactly “break up” with him, so you sit on it for a month or two, and you decide to tell him, “I don’t want to see you in a romantic way anymore” and he tries to “get back together” with you at least five times. then, a few months later, he hits you up just to start a fight, but you’re not fucking around this time and he pussies out and apologizes. a couple weeks later, you’re hanging out with a friend, and she tells you that he had a girlfriend during the fight. “why do i even care?” you ask yourself after the three hour long talk you just had with yourself at 1 in the morning. you care because you just want to be loved like everyone else. and that’s perfectly fine. i’m here for you. you can’t even be down about him because he’s probably never taken a vitamin in his life and he walks like a virgin. On top of that, he’s probably mean to his parents and he smells like string cheese anyways.
person 1: man i’m really unhappy with this guy. he’s a bitch ass liar who gaslights me all the time. and i think he thinks we’re dating? what’s that about?

person 2: he’s a Fernando. that’s just how they are.
by the.littlest.hobo July 29, 2021
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Fernando

A Fernando is a mexican ass retard with no life. He s so obsesed with his crush that he stalks her everyday. He makes fun of others to feel higher than others when hes really at the bottom of the bar. He might be smart but , a disrespectful dick as well
Did you know fernando stalk his crush every day.
by spiderman2000 May 27, 2014
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Fernando

OMG Fernando is such a fucking virgin! Just fuck Larissa!
by Camogang047 August 8, 2019
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Fernando

Tries to hard to get at girls really gay fag can't talk to girls very shy a word for bitch takes everything up the ass. Typical everyone's bitch
You see that fernando what a fag huh?
by Fernandolover November 17, 2017
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Fernando

In the guy sense a big jackass who cheats on girls and thinks he can get away with it.
also a giant fat a$$
Damn he's such a Fernando
by Aye it's the young OG October 7, 2016
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Fernando

A white guy with a pretty small penis but attractive
Girl : I’m bored of Fernando

Mom:ok
Girl: but he’s really attractive
by Wall Streetjournal February 3, 2020
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