Dang-fangled

Old people mixing the words Dang and newfangled.

When something is so new, your mind can't comprehend just how new it is.

These kids and there dang-fangled PlayStations.

by Dax Haxer October 8, 2017

bejunkle funkle

A slang term for when a banana get stuck in your ass and when you go to pull it out your hand knocks a hair dryer into a bathtub, killing whoever is inside.

"Shit man how'd he die?"
"Steve musta bejunkle funkled him."

by linkle finkle October 29, 2017

Carrie Finklea

Beautiful, young girl, an actress. She played in the movie "Elephant". I think I fell in love in her when I saw this movie! She is the most beautiful girl in the world! I wish I had her e-mail :-)

"Who is the most beautiful girl in the world?"
"Carrie Finklea - no doubt man!"

by Matt_PL June 30, 2005

Titty-Farkle

Titty-Farkle= The space between two peoples left toes and their grandmother's ankle skin.

also the word used to describe how Melissa Miller gives old men handjobs.

gonads

My names melissa miller and i give old men handjobs. TITTY-FARKLE!

by Sparkle Farx May 25, 2011

Fankled

Where one is sexually encountered in the rear by an amputee

Dave - What did you do at the weekend?
Me - I took a girl home on Saturday night.

Dave - Tell me more
Me - Well, things got spicy in the bedroom and next thing i know, she was fucking me in the ass with her ankle!"
Dave - What!!!!!!
Me - Yeah, she was an amputee and her foot was missing!
Dave - And she stuck it in your ass?
Me - Yeah mate, you ain't lived until you've been FANKLED!

by Inhervibrator 30 May 7, 2019

Franklen

A person who is lucky enough to know a Jeffrey (see Jeffrey).

Franklen is so lucky. He gets to be friends with a Jeffrey.

by DeerInTrees January 31, 2014

Yonkle Fonkle

The title of a person who refuses to stop being addicted to butts.

Froggity: I love to look at butts all day.

Buttlo: You Yonkle Fonkle get a life

by Anonymous Butt Hater February 3, 2014