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faggot

1. n. A wussified imitation of a vampire who has a strong liking for The Cure and melodramatic moping. They are characterized by refusal to drink human blood, being emotional sissy boys, being whiny and flighty and despite being ancient have the intelectual capacity and emotional makeup of a twelve-year-old girl.

2. n. Any emo Edward Cullen wannabe surburbanite who tries to pull off the "angsty goth" look with clothes they bought at target.
There's a difference between vampires and faggots. Vampires drink blood, turn into bats, sleep in coffins, and burst into flames on contact with the light of the morning sun. Faggots, on the other hand, are whatever Edward Cullen and his vampire crew are supposed to be. Edward is not a vampire as he can not do anything mentioned above and sparkles instead of burning alive in sunlight.
by Two sentient beings November 17, 2010
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faggot

someone who plays modern warfare excessively, and brags about new weapons and levels unlocked
faggot "l0l n00b i jus7 got tenth prestige lev3l 70"

normal person "faggot"
by roxasneo1 August 26, 2010
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faggot

the Jonas Brothers or any other crappy band.
Those faggots need to get off the radio!
by spuds mckenzie April 2, 2010
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faggot

A homosexual.
A word that unintelligent people use because they couldn't think of anything better.
Pretty much one of the most overused phrases used to "put people down." Or at least that's what it's "supposed to do."
John Doe: You're a stupid fuk that says "You're mom."
Wigger: Well you're a FAGGOT!! FAGGOT.
John Doe: Well then..you got me there....
by a71as July 28, 2008
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faggotism

to believe in being a faggot.
im finna join the faggotists. because i believe in faggotism
by p8shent January 12, 2019
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faggoteer

Noun; Person that engages in faggoteering. A faggoteer by default is "out of the closet," but is more homofabulous than the generic "fag."
Steve is such a faggoteer, but my goodness he's fabulous!
by Josh and Mary November 10, 2006
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faggoteer

one who has sex with gay people.
Go to hell, you fucking faggoteer.
by bread infection December 5, 2009
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