f the t's

to fuck the tits of a prefferably large breasted woman

"I want to f the t's" said Johnny.
"Not possible" replied his underdeveloped girlfriend Suzy.

by mattiaspeeas September 22, 2006

l.m.r.y.f.t.i.c.a.o.y

Let me ride your face till I cum all over you

Yooo L.M.R.Y.F.T.I.C.A.O.Y tonight babe.
Ok anytime babygirl.

by Faceriderrrr November 24, 2018

I.W.Y.T.F.T.S.O.O.M.T.I.S.U.N

I want you to f**k the sh*t out of me until I scream your name

Guy: hey what do you want to do tonight

Girl: I.W.Y.T.F.T.S.O.O.M.T.I.S.U.N
Guy: *in shock and smirks* say less

by maddawg daddy November 18, 2020

L.M.E.Y.P.F.T.B.T.Y.C

Let me eat yo pussy from the back till you cum

Aye L.M.E.Y.P.F.T.B.T.Y.C 😏

by TherealJoyyy July 10, 2021

D.A.F.T.

D.A.F.T. - Dumb Ass Fuck Tards

The people that voted for Rick Scott as the governor of Florida are D.A.F.T.

by OGFett March 7, 2011

The F.T.H.A.T Test

An acronym used to rate how hot a girl is.It stands for Face,Tits,Hair,Ass,and Thighs.If she passes all 5 then that means she hot.

Guy 1:Hey You think that girls hot enough to pass the F.T.H.A.T test?

Guy 2:Lets see,face...tits...hair...ass...thighs,yup see passed.

by SCORCH I3 September 6, 2010

s.o.f.t.

an older person that has very little sense. whatever theyve done and they know theyre in the wrong, they fall into the catagory of "soft".this is usually used when small children and old ladies are around, stil..old ladies are not exempt from the term which means......

old grumpy get, pushing a wheelchair with his elderly mother in it, deliberately rams into your achilles....the retort would be "stupid old fucking twat"
or "s.o.f.t. cunt"

by mik63 August 17, 2007