Excrementitious

Having or characterized by an abundance of fecal matter; shit-pocked, crap-stained, excrement-oozing, hold-your-breath, watch-your-step filthy.

Me: "Is it true that shit actually falls from the clouds in Varanasi?"

Mere: "Varanasi is by FAR, truly remarkably and disgustingly so, the most excrementitious city of them all."

by Took Oi July 15, 2006

excremains

When you have to take a shit, but you have no toilet paper - just paper towels. But, you can't flush the paper towels, so you shit in the toilet and then wipe your ass on the paper towels and then put the paper towels in a paper bag in front of you. Then you carry the paper bag with the "excremains" around no matter where you go like a symbol of joy and contentment -- or you can throw it away...but i think that'd be just stupid.

Today, we ran out of toilet paper, but its cool cuz i used my sticktuitiveness to manufacture a rare batch of excremains.

by Red Baron December 17, 2004

Excremental

The piling on of more and more shit i.e. in a work environment. This came to me while I was thinking about the ongoing difficulties one of our senior managers was causing. We were working on a project for her and every time we were close to completion, she would change her mind or make more and more outrageous requests. The word is a combination of incremental and excrement. So the next time you are in a situation of any kind where the shit keeps mounting, you my friend, are in an excremental situation.

The project will not be completed due to the excremental shenanigans of our boss.

by Hopeyalikeit October 17, 2013

excrement

Waste material, especially fecal matter, that is expelled from the body after digestion.

George: Wanna lick my nuts! Ive got excrement coming from my butthole!

by Mr. EsSex December 12, 2008

excrament

that stinky brown stuff that comes from ones bum. some people like talking about it and they are often refered to as potty mouths. there are folks who have poop fetishes and like to use poop while engaging in unnatural sexual acts.

I was having anal sex and got excrament on my cock

by jacin rome October 29, 2005

Exclamation Point

when a guy takes his used condom and snaps it in the face of the girl he just had sex with.

Last night, my friend totally exclamation pointed some chick.

by corneilius roth March 6, 2011

Extramostarily

Almost imposible to define. It is the mostester ever thought of! More than infinity. Even more than mostester infinity. Oww! My head hurts just thinking of it!

Adam: Monique, will you marry me? I love you extramostarily.
Monique: .... *Passes out*

by Mr. Bowser November 28, 2006