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A person who takes forever in describing something, a story, directions, etc. when it could've been easily understood in two sentences.
Girl: Hey, hows your day been going?
Boy: Oh, its been okay. When I woke up, I didn't have any toothpaste so I had to open a new tube and then I realized I didn't like that flavor so I went into my parents room and borrowed theirs and then my dad started yelling at me for making him late and....
Girl: Woah now, take it easy there essay.
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Girl: Woah now, take it easy there essay.
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Get the essay mug.(noun, pl.) A completely masturbatory work of high school fiction, used by college admissions officials as psyops tests in order to evaluate your personality. These, on college applications, are better left blank, so long as your GPA, SAT, and other tests are in your advantage. Otherwise, sarcastic embellishment is usually required, in the form of a Hail Mary Pass.
Tom: So, how did you do on your college applications?
Michael: Great! I got accepted at all four of my picks, plus the University of Miami, and I didn't even apply there!
Tom: Wow! What did you write for your College essays? I couldn't think of anything but massive bullshit.
Michael: Oh, that's okay. They prolly didn't even read yours. I left all of mine blank, and they didn't care.
Tom: Well, you were a great student.
Michael: It's okay for you though, you just need to choose a less exclusive major.
Michael: Great! I got accepted at all four of my picks, plus the University of Miami, and I didn't even apply there!
Tom: Wow! What did you write for your College essays? I couldn't think of anything but massive bullshit.
Michael: Oh, that's okay. They prolly didn't even read yours. I left all of mine blank, and they didn't care.
Tom: Well, you were a great student.
Michael: It's okay for you though, you just need to choose a less exclusive major.
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Get the Essage mug.An Arabic name and it is truly beautiful he is a very caring dad and loves to travel!He Will always play with you, when you are down here will always help you back up and he never leaves your side!
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Get the Essam mug.A religious relic that originated in Ancient Mesopotamia, mainly representing a shield that was made out of molten iron and bronze. This shield was custom hand-made by a biblical prophet, thought to be King David of Israel.
This 'Essam' Shield had Divine power that can deter and defend the bearer against physical strikes from medieval weapons, as well as defending against evil magical spells.
This 'Essam' Shield had Divine power that can deter and defend the bearer against physical strikes from medieval weapons, as well as defending against evil magical spells.
Saint Augustine pulled his sword out, and pointed it towards the dragon. Before charging, he took cover with his Essam to deter the dragons flames and evil spells that rained on him from the dragons mouth, and delivering only one strike from his sword, the dragon was dead.
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