Homo Erection

When your feeling dirty and your learning about the Homo Erectus
You: *Learning about Homo Erectus*
Also you: *Searches Homo Erection*
by GetExposedYANUB July 13, 2020
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puberty erection

An erction of the penis that cannot be called a boner because its not on purpose.
Some how i always get a puberty erection in church

I hate puberty erections when I `m wearing sweatpants!
by blu3hat October 06, 2010
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spontaneous erection

The boner you get for no reason at all, usually happens during non-arousing times, such as english class or a funeral.
dang did you see how jim was walking? I think he was hiding a spontaneous erection.
by ricky warden June 06, 2006
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erect penis

A state in which a man's penis is filled with blood and gets harder, also the penis becomes longer.
Having an erect penis is the worst in public places but best in private when you are sexually stimulated, and when the penis becomes harder, longer, and filled with blood.

Jim was in health class when he saw Jane's cleavage. He felt a slight bulge in his pants as it started to get larger. This was unfortunate because Jim was called up to do a presentation on the heart. When he was up there he couldn't help himself from looking at Jane's cleavage. Everyone noticed his erect penis and that he was looking at Jane's cleavage. Soon he began rubbing his cock and felt himself about to ejaculate. In a few seconds he let out about 8 ounces of the hot sticky semen. Jane always had a crush on Jim and they started having sex in class. Soon everyone else did too and it was a cum bath in health. Soon the principal came in to see how it was going and then got a huge erect penis. He decided he needed help. He noticed all the cum everywhere and felt himself stroking his penis. He cummed more than ever that day. Jane and Jim dated. Jim told his friends that Jane sucked cock better than anyone in the world. Then Jane got into porn guzzling semen. One time Jane got to suck the former principal's cock and got excited. His cock when erect was 20 inches! When he saw her bouncing breasts he couldn't hold it in and cummed his pants before shooting the porn. Embarrassed he went to the bathroom giving his huge cock a spanking.
by Wet Window September 24, 2017
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immaculate erection

1. The act or experience of being aroused for no apparent reason
Dude, I was just sitting there watching food network and suddenly I was sporting an immaculate erection!
by ChristmaSupdog December 26, 2009
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Presidential Erection

What a presidential candidate gets when they verbally attack another candidate or create an attack ad on another candidate.
Man, Romney sure got a presidential erection after he saw that attack ad on Presidential Obama
by deejaybeekay August 07, 2012
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inconvenient erection

when you get a hard on in an awkward place such as school, restaurant, in line, church, court or any other awkward place
Last week I got an inconvenient erection in front of Laura's Mom but luckily I was able to use the classic hands on my lap to cover it.
by GPA December 29, 2006
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